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Sebias of Redwall

#30
October 11, 2019, 01:36:17 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 10, 2019, 11:56:25 PM
Because the penguins (may they live forever) will not put up with anything else.

*Brings in a pack of my hungry pet seals* Hmm... Those penguins might want to run...  :P
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#31
October 11, 2019, 02:46:13 AM
Sebias has been illegally capturing seals.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Kade Rivok

#32
October 11, 2019, 04:20:19 AM
That's just what they want you to think!  It's the seals who are in charge!
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

shisteer of nothing much

#33
October 11, 2019, 06:19:18 AM
The seals aren't in charge. The penguins (may they live forever) might be eaten by seals in the wild but these penguins (may they live forever) have a Taniwha on their side.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#34
October 11, 2019, 12:43:30 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 11, 2019, 01:10:06 AM
Teer, i hate to break it to you, but no one cares.
Oof.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#35
October 12, 2019, 01:28:11 AM
I CARE!!!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#36
October 12, 2019, 01:30:13 AM
My point exactly.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#37
October 12, 2019, 01:35:02 AM
Jarky and Teer are bots the admins are using to keep track of us.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

#38
October 12, 2019, 01:37:08 AM
OH NO! HE'S FIGURED OUT THE SECRET PLOT!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#39
October 12, 2019, 03:19:45 AM
*sighs* I guess we'll just have to take them by force. Penguins, attack! Spare not the seals. *penguins charge forward, annihilating seals in seconds and carrying on to get the defiant members*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#40
October 12, 2019, 05:45:41 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 12, 2019, 03:19:45 AM
*sighs* I guess we'll just have to take them by force. Penguins, attack! Spare not the seals. *penguins charge forward, annihilating seals in seconds and carrying on to get the defiant members*
You feeling ok?  You left off the "(May the live forever)" there.  Unless, of course, that was all merely a ploy because the penguins are just bots!  How dare you.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#41
October 12, 2019, 06:23:57 AM
Pst, admins! We've been figured out!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#42
October 12, 2019, 06:40:32 AM Last Edit: October 12, 2019, 06:42:14 AM by shisteer of nothing much
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 12, 2019, 05:45:41 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 12, 2019, 03:19:45 AM
*sighs* I guess we'll just have to take them by force. Penguins, attack! Spare not the seals. *penguins charge forward, annihilating seals in seconds and carrying on to get the defiant members*
You feeling ok?  You left off the "(May the live forever)" there.  Unless, of course, that was all merely a ploy because the penguins are just bots!  How dare you.
When I refer to the penguins (may they live forever) I add the (may they live forever) bit. When I give them orders, I leave it out.

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 12, 2019, 06:23:57 AM
Pst, admins! We've been figured out!
Pst, Jarky! Just stop reminding everyone and we might be able to brainwash them.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#43
October 12, 2019, 07:11:28 AM
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jarky Thistlebrush

#44
October 12, 2019, 07:47:12 AM Last Edit: October 12, 2019, 07:50:57 AM by Jarky Thistlebrush
One-Eye cannot insult a bot, no matter how hard he may try. टीअर!  ;D मी  ;D सर्वांचे  ;D लक्ष  ;D विचलित  ;D करतो,  ;D मग  ;D आपण त्यांना  ;D ब्रेनवॉश  ;D करा!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:
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