Forum Conspiracy Theories

[DanielofRedwall]

If we're all members of the army, who is it a secret from?

Wouldn't you like to know.

[Kade Rivok]

All the members here are just low ranking officers in a super-secret internet army that Daniel and Tammo are building. Likewise, all the guests are just pawns; enlisted to fill the ranks.

Wait, what army?

[Verdauga]

All the members here are just low ranking officers in a super-secret internet army that Daniel and Tammo are building. Likewise, all the guests are just pawns; enlisted to fill the ranks.

Wait, what army?

What? Who said anything about an army? *Chuckles nervously* No one said anything about an army, right , g-guys? *Nervously laughs again.*

[Kade Rivok]

Where the deuce is my invite?

[Verdauga]

Hehe...invite to what?? heheh!*Nervous chuckling again*

[shisteer of nothing much]

If we're all members of the army, who is it a secret from?

Wouldn't you like to know.

No, actually, I wouldn't. Thank you for asking.

[Booklover]

All the members here are just low ranking officers in a super-secret internet army that Daniel and Tammo are building. Likewise, all the guests are just pawns; enlisted to fill the ranks.

But the pawns can get promoted to knights, bishops, rooks or queens, which is what any future moderators will be. Any inactive users have been taken, and the forum as a whole is a game of chess played by beings in another dimension.

The TRUTH is a lie.

The cake is a lie.

Verdauga and any other duck-lovers are actually hired by James (who is actually a long-lost descendant of James Herondale) to corrupt the forum.

[Kade Rivok]

You actually believe the cake is a lie just because some crazy murder computer told you it was?  No, my friend.  The cake is the only truth left!

[Booklover]

I wonder what Toto would say to this?


This forum is an experiment created by our future selves (in an alternate universe) who met in an insane asylum to see how much crazier this would make us.

[Verdauga]

I am laughing right now.

[Kade Rivok]

Hey, at least we all ended up in the same asylum!  I call that a win.

[Booklover]

The idea was borrowed from a book.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is chuckling in real life* 

I have a theory... *Suddenly gets clobbered on the head*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Suddenly gets clobbered on the head*

Good.

And Booklover is most certainly correct.

[Verdauga]

Kade's otterbadger plushie is just a diguised death defying beaver.