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Cornflower MM

#270
August 15, 2020, 02:46:31 AM
*Sighs* Y'all found me out.

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 15, 2020, 02:40:41 AM
*nods agreement with Russa's whispering* She's probably feeding him on lemon juice and prunes.

Of course not! He gets custard.

shisteer of nothing much

#271
August 15, 2020, 03:05:43 AM
Oh. That's even worse. At least prunes and lemon juice have two very different flavours, so there's some variety. Poor Dann.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#272
August 15, 2020, 03:13:05 AM
I feel betrayed.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Cornflower MM

#273
August 15, 2020, 03:14:24 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 15, 2020, 03:05:43 AM
Oh. That's even worse. At least prunes and lemon juice have two very different flavours, so there's some variety. Poor Dann.

Last I checked, he wasn't complainin'!

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 15, 2020, 03:13:05 AM
I feel betrayed.

?

Sebias of Redwall

#274
August 15, 2020, 03:15:09 AM
I never would have guessed Corn had an evil side. D: Is anything safe anymore?!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#275
August 15, 2020, 03:16:27 AM
Nope.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#276
August 15, 2020, 03:17:11 AM
Theory: Corn and Dan are cyborgs. Their usernames are even green!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#277
August 15, 2020, 03:19:41 AM
Everyone has an evil side. How much of it they show is th difference.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

lass of something much

#278
August 15, 2020, 03:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 15, 2020, 03:13:05 AM
I feel betrayed.
I know, right? How dare Keva hide the fact that she is actually a squirrel from her own brother?! Is there no one we can trust?!

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 15, 2020, 02:31:41 AM
I am a pain...

(Actually Scott can be more of a pain...)
Very helpful of you to point that out. -_-

(I know.)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#279
August 15, 2020, 03:22:02 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 15, 2020, 03:20:33 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 15, 2020, 03:13:05 AM
I feel betrayed.
I know, right? How dare Keva hide the fact that she is actually a squirrel from her own brother?! Is there no one we can trust?!
That's nothing. I'm a lizard.

I also have a theory that Verdauga is the evilest of us all. He might fool everyone else, but he won't fool me. I see past his natural charm. It's all a plot. Sheev might back me up on this I think.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#280
August 15, 2020, 03:23:19 AM
*Runs away from Seb screaming*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#281
August 15, 2020, 03:24:33 AM
My naturally good looks do that to people sometimes. It's a common reaction.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Cornflower MM

#282
August 15, 2020, 03:29:59 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 15, 2020, 03:15:09 AM
I never would have guessed Corn had an evil side. D: Is anything safe anymore?!

. . . . How is this news? Like seriously, how? XD

Sebias of Redwall

#283
August 15, 2020, 03:30:59 AM
What do you mean? It's BIG news!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Cornflower MM

#284
August 15, 2020, 03:34:53 AM
. . . . I'm not sure if this means I have utterly failed or succeeded very well.
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