Forum Conspiracy Theories

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Is sad because Ebby didn't laugh*

Ha...hahaha.

[lass of something much]

*cries*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, I laughed.

I have a new theory.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*cries*

*comforts Lass* Sorry, it's just I wasn't expecting it. It's not so funny when you're not expecting it.

[Captain Tammo]

OK OK OK, so @Rosie Willowwater is trying to kill me.

We started Defend Your Staff Member - The Sequel, and Rosie is the organizer. Now, as soon as I hop in and start winning people over to my cause via amazingly eloquent speech:

Hey everyone should abandon their teams and come help me win the fight this time because it's a great idea and, uh... I'm neat! Thank you, this has been my motivational speech.

But Rosie shoots me down with her so-called "rules" and tells my new followers they're not allowed to switch teams?!

THEN I try launching an attack on the unsuspecting Jukka and Rosie AGAIN shoots me down with her "rules". So here's what's REALLY happening:

Rosie must obviously see me as a force to be reckoned with, and she knows I'm stepping down from the staff team early next season. So it'd be only natural that she STALL the start of the games with her maze of rules until I'm resigned and can no longer bring about a swift victory for my glorious team. Therefore she will eliminate me without a fight and that is... actually kind of brilliant but that's beside the point!

[Scott McLamok]

I'm with you Captain!

[lass of something much]

But why?

[shisteer of nothing much]

OK OK OK, so @Rosie Willowwater is trying to kill me.

We started Defend Your Staff Member - The Sequel, and Rosie is the organizer. Now, as soon as I hop in and start winning people over to my cause via amazingly eloquent speech:

Hey everyone should abandon their teams and come help me win the fight this time because it's a great idea and, uh... I'm neat! Thank you, this has been my motivational speech.

But Rosie shoots me down with her so-called "rules" and tells my new followers they're not allowed to switch teams?!

THEN I try launching an attack on the unsuspecting Jukka and Rosie AGAIN shoots me down with her "rules". So here's what's REALLY happening:

Rosie must obviously see me as a force to be reckoned with, and she knows I'm stepping down from the staff team early next season. So it'd be only natural that she STALL the start of the games with her maze of rules until I'm resigned and can no longer bring about a swift victory for my glorious team. Therefore she will eliminate me without a fight and that is... actually kind of brilliant but that's beside the point!

*gasp* How terrible! What are we going to do?

[Russa Nodrey]

Hello. Yes. I. Am. Dann. Here. To. Prove. Is. Not. An. Abduct.

Oh, phew. Your convincingly casual and friendly response has allayed my fears.

[Scott McLamok]

But why?

Dunno!

[lass of something much]

*blinks*...Alright than?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hello. Yes. I. Am. Dann. Here. To. Prove. Is. Not. An. Abduct.

*Doubt* Oh, how nice.

OK OK OK, so @Rosie Willowwater is trying to kill me.

We started Defend Your Staff Member - The Sequel, and Rosie is the organizer. Now, as soon as I hop in and start winning people over to my cause via amazingly eloquent speech:

Hey everyone should abandon their teams and come help me win the fight this time because it's a great idea and, uh... I'm neat! Thank you, this has been my motivational speech.

But Rosie shoots me down with her so-called "rules" and tells my new followers they're not allowed to switch teams?!

THEN I try launching an attack on the unsuspecting Jukka and Rosie AGAIN shoots me down with her "rules". So here's what's REALLY happening:

Rosie must obviously see me as a force to be reckoned with, and she knows I'm stepping down from the staff team early next season. So it'd be only natural that she STALL the start of the games with her maze of rules until I'm resigned and can no longer bring about a swift victory for my glorious team. Therefore she will eliminate me without a fight and that is... actually kind of brilliant but that's beside the point!

*Le gathp* So I wasn't the only one who noticed that! Her and those tricky rules...

Random question, but Mods can see PMs, right?

[Cornflower MM]

We can if they're reported. Otherwise, no. Admins can go into the database and look but I've heard that's a major pain.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Huh, interesting. I was going to make a meme about it. 

[shisteer of nothing much]

I have a solution to Tammo and Rosie's disagreement.