Forum Conspiracy Theories

[Kade Rivok]

Dan would know. He's an authority on robotic moderators.

Of course, because he is one.

[lass of something much]

*Gaaasp*
Surely not the sleepy Australian?! :

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mm, I'm not sure about that. Robots are generally less tired and have ways of knowing when not to eat disgusting substances.

[Kade Rivok]

They live on oil, the very basis of vegemite and the like.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Guys, I think Dann is keeping something from us.  A Tiki idol was seen last week bearing tribute to an awakening.  It said something about a Beacon?

[Sebias of Redwall]

[DanielofRedwall]

Dan would know. He's an authority on robotic moderators.

Of course, because he is one.

Negative!

*Gaaasp*
Surely not the sleepy Australian?! :

I'm only sleepy all the time because I stay up all night fighting off the guests like Jukka said, duh.

[Kade Rivok]

Hmm, a worthy cause, to be sure.

[Sebias of Redwall]

IT'S FALSE.

[lass of something much]

Dan would know. He's an authority on robotic moderators.

Of course, because he is one.

Negative!

*Gaaasp*
Surely not the sleepy Australian?! :

I'm only sleepy all the time because I stay up all night fighting off the guests like Jukka said, duh.

Stop doing that! They're our guests, you're meant to be kind to them.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Lass! How could you?
Lass is secretly a guest in disguise, spying on us forum members. *Chases Lass with a pitchfork*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Can confirm. *conspicuously doesn't mention that I'm also a guest in disguise*

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Cornboard Smash is actually DDB language in disguise!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*le gasp*

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

I know, right?