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[Jarky Thistlebrush]

I'm sorry, Teacher! *cries over Russa's dead body in remorse* You're my favourite forum school teacher and always will be! I will remember you till the day I die!

I'm extremely touched.

Of course, I'm pretty sure you're the only forum school teacher currently in existence.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Verdauga tried to take over. That's why we threw him out the window.

[Verdauga]

Verdauga tried to take over. That's why we threw him out the window.

I was operating as a substitute teacher during Russa's absence. That isn't taking over!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Miss Russa wasn't absent, she was simply taking a rest. A fellow student cannot usurp the teacher's authority.

[Verdauga]

I wasn't usurping her authorit--- why am I even explaining myself? Forget it.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Exactly. *defenestrates Verdauga again*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Miss Russa wasn't absent, she was simply taking a rest.

What are substitute teachers for then, if not to make sure that the normal teacher get's a break?

[Verdauga]

Miss Russa wasn't absent, she was simply taking a rest.

What are substitute teachers for then, if not to make sure that the normal teacher get's a break?

Thank you! At least I have one friend.
*Glares at Jarky, Shisteer, and Booklover.*

[Kade Rivok]

I technically didn't partake in your capture and subsequent removal from the bus!  Technically!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Miss Russa wasn't absent, she was simply taking a rest.

What are substitute teachers for then, if not to make sure that the normal teacher get's a break?

Thank you! At least I have one friend.
*Glares at Jarky, Shisteer, and Booklover.*

[Verdauga]

 

I technically didn't partake in your capture and subsequent removal from the bus!  Technically!

I wasn't glaring at you, but I didn't say you were my ally either.

[Sebias of Redwall]

I technically didn't partake in your capture and subsequent removal from the bus!  Technically!

Wait... They seized you off the bus?

[Verdauga]

I technically didn't partake in your capture and subsequent removal from the bus!  Technically!

Wait... They seized you off the bus?

Yeah.....it's a long story.....

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Pulls up a chair* 

[Verdauga]

*Pulls up a chair* 

This is really happening...
In a hole in the ground, there lived-- sorry. For a time at school, Russa was functionally absent, and I elected to supplement the children's education. In short, they took offence and decided the best course of action was to make me roadkill. Multiple times. Needless to say I survived the ordeal, but it was quite harrowing.