Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day!!!)

[Kade Rivok]

Nah, just the Vanilla Muffins of Life.  I thought I was about through with them *explodes* but apparently not.

[Booklover]

The plot is always tense.

[Kade Rivok]

*Gives the plot a shoulder rub.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The plot relaxes*

[Booklover]

*the plot hibernates*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The plot lays idle*

[Booklover]

Well, obviously. It's hibernating.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*A thrilling chapter is right around the bend*

[Booklover]

Good.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*The page turns and...*

[Booklover]

*the next page is blank*

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Booklover]

You have to tap it and say the secret password.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Taps it* Please?

[Booklover]

*the paper fills with... what seems like insults*