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[Booklover]

Should I go now? (The answer is yes.)

[shisteer of nothing much]

No.

[Verdauga]

Heh. Dad was having a rant about the stupidness of the English language yesterday.

The word is stupidity and no.

[shisteer of nothing much]

And no?

[Verdauga]

No, Bookie shouldn't leave, and no, English isn't moronic.

Edit: though I do have a annoying habit of placing asterisks where they needn't be.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ah, see.

[Verdauga]

English is the only language in which I have any skill, so I must needlessly run to its defense. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
*BEEP.*

[Booklover]

But surely you want me to get a good education and (kind of ironically, given the other half of our conversation) learn French?

[Verdauga]

. . . . Nah, I'm good.

[shisteer of nothing much]

English is also the only language in which you can chop a tree down, then chop it back up again.
And when you send a parcel and the courier picks it up in a car, it's called a shipment, then, when it goes onto a ship, it's called cargo.

Anyway, I'm going to bed. Goodnight.

[Verdauga]

Goodnight!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Goede nacht.

[Verdauga]

Guten nocht.

[lass of something much]

Erm...do you need help, Lass?

*whimpers*...Yes...

Where are you stuck?

*groans* By...The cupboard...

Why are you stuck?

Why does it matter...

When did you get stuck?

Ages ago...

[Sebias of Redwall]

I'm bored.

Worship me, peasants.