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[shisteer of nothing much]

BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.

There should be a comma after entering.

What did you just say to me, you little vermin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bally words. You think you can get away with saying that fiddle-faddle to me over the Internet?

Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're  dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little %u201Cclever%u201D comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're in trouble, Missie.

First; Cool! Also, how do you know were we live? There are a lot of beasts like us in NZ and, with the lack of knowledge you have on us, there would be no way to find us, let alone get over the border in order to kill Teer, and my family, who would all fight back sooo...

You'd be surprised, Lass. There are quite a few methods a beast can use to find out where we live and, if they're any kind of stalker, it should be fairly easy. We've actually given quite a bit of information about ourselves and, being a spy, he would've taken notes.

[Booklover]

I already told him that it's 'password'.

Anyway, I didn't exactly want to reply on the original thread (which is the OOC for Ratty Driftwood), so I may as well mention this here:

Yeah, I've spent way too much time with Booklover.

One, there is no problem with talking about awesome numbers. Two, you can't spend 'too much' time with a friend. Three, I would usually make a TSC reference but the reference isn't really relevant except for me making three points.

[lass of something much]

man, Bookie just did a Booklover.

[Booklover]

That should be normal, by now.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I already told him that it's 'password'.

Anyway, I didn't exactly want to reply on the original thread (which is the OOC for Ratty Driftwood), so I may as well mention this here:

Yeah, I've spent way too much time with Booklover.

One, there is no problem with talking about awesome numbers. Two, you can't spend 'too much' time with a friend. Three, I would usually make a TSC reference but the reference isn't really relevant except for me making three points.

Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I'm fully aware and agree with the first two points, though the third one flies right over my head like a cornish pastie.

[Booklover]

Cornish pasties don't fly, as far as I know.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Pasties, pixies, same thing.

[Booklover]

Not really.

[shisteer of nothing much]

They will be the same thing, once I'm done with the little pests.

[Booklover]

Pasties aren't pests, they're yummy food.

[Kade Rivok]

*All four Kades stick their heads out one of Skarz's windows.*

FOOD?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Help me catch some of those pixies and I'll make you some food.

[Booklover]

*All four Kades stick their heads out one of Skarz's windows.*

FOOD?

Yes. Things you can eat.

[The Skarzs]

Spoiler

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  Interesting abode.

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  Where's your bathroom?

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  This place could use some sprucing up.

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  What's your wifi password?

*Screams.* ONLY OOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!

[close]

Hey, don't blame me for this.

*Wanders off to find the bathroom.*

Really dude, like, when's the last time you vacuumed this place?

Seriously, what's the wifi password?

ONLY OOOOOOOOONNE!!!!!!! *Squishes three of the four Kades and puts them in my oven at 375° for 45 minutes, flipping once.*

[Kade Rivok]

*The three Kades un-squish and break the oven they're contained in.*

Rude.

See?  I let something happen to me.  Aren't you happy?

WHAT'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD?!

*All four Kades stick their heads out one of Skarz's windows.*

FOOD?

Yes. Things you can eat.

So, the pixies are food?