Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day!!!)

[Kolman]

I agree with @Verdauga

[Verdauga]

Hey bud! Thanks! How's your week been?

[Kade Rivok]

Keep it up!  Keep it up!

[Verdauga]

*holds "it" up.*

[The Skarzs]

This says "next" new year's day. . . So that could mean never, because, really, does "next" year ever really come?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET IT NEXT TIME.

[Kade Rivok]

Indeed we shall.

*holds "it" up.*

*"It" in this case, happens to be a large group of piranhas.*  You, uh, you might want to not do that. 

[Verdauga]

*Said piranhas are in an aquarium.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Which then crushes Verdauga under it's weight?*

[Verdauga]

*Teleports aquarium away before giving out. An oddly colored beast appears in its stead and falls on me.*

[Kade Rivok]

You like crossing the threads, don't ya?

[Verdauga]

*Teleports beast off of me.*
*Holds hand to forehead.*
Unintended consequences of saying I teleported it to another topic.

[Kade Rivok]

*Forks the beast that was teleported nearby, ending it's poor existance.*  It had to be done.

[Verdauga]

I....laud thee.

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, I forked 'em real good.