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[Booklover]

It amounts to the same thing, pretty much.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ahem, deepest apologies for the last two posts. I will endeavor to never commit such terrible crimes again.

[Booklover]

Good. If you do, I will have to order Lass to take you to hospital.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'm not planning to. The medical system is overrated.

[Booklover]

Far better being safe in hospital than torturing us on here with your bad grammar.

However, with the current circumstances, it would be best if Lass didn't have to take you to hospital for your mysterious illness (because you using bad grammar would be a sign of you being ill).

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yeah, don't worry. I'm fine. I simply thought it would be an apt punishment for all the imbeciles who have been trying to subject me to purposely bad grammar.

[Booklover]

Is it worse than trying to split up the perfect couple?

[shisteer of nothing much]

No.

[Booklover]

Although it's still an almost unforgivable crime.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Exactly.

[Booklover]

I will endeavour to use correct grammar all the time (which I try to do anyway).

[lass of something much]

Fair enough.
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arrogant boasting

Us homeschoolers get proper, private lessons. Not like you public peasants. *sticks nose in the air and sniffs*

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On anoter note:

And what if I doesn't wants to use the proper grammarly? maybe I, will, even throw; in some. punctuation marks at random and some run on sentences because i know that makes you happy two also i don't capitalize the personal pronoun because im cool


OK, I just realized I don't know how to use bad grammar.

(Well, forgetting the 'ay' at the end of okay is a good start. *line face*)


nooooo pleas dont do that for mi airs  i cant stand it its is so terubel pleas dont do it i mite dy and it herts so much im getting a heedake and runing out of things to sae !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yeah, that was really terrible. Sorry.

[Booklover]

No, please don't do that for my ears. I can't stand it, it's so terrible, please don't do it. I might die and it hurts so much I'm getting a headache and running out of things to say.

I'm not entirely sure of the 'ears' part.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yeah, that's about right. (I had difficult understanding it myself, actually)