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[Kade Rivok]

*trips Kade*

You can't trip someone who's flying.  *Note:  Heimlich maneuver is still activated.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Kade, if you hurt Teer husband, Teer die, then not sing at otterbadger's wedding. Teer has bestest dying skills of all eagles.

[Booklover]

Sleep sleep. Me is eagle. Sleepiest, happiest, hungriest eagle. Mousie make good eagle bait.

Wrong.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm helping him.  That's what the Heimlich Maneuver does.  How do you folks not understand this?  *Note: Heimlich Maneuver is still activated.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Silly mousie. Of course eagle knows what make good eagle bait.

[Booklover]

But mousie never makes good bait.

[Verdauga]

I'm helping him.  That's what the Heimlich Maneuver does.  How do you folks not understand this?  *Note: Heimlich Maneuver is still activated.*

*Is just over here, bleeding internally with broken ribs.*

[Kade Rivok]

Dearie me, who am I Heimliching then?  It's... it's... THE FLUFFY OTTERBADGER PLUSHIE!?  *Begins getting absorbed.*

[Verdauga]

Oh, you could still be heimliching me, but uhhhh... .  . . Ow.

[Booklover]

Think we should help Kade?

[Verdauga]

(I don't know if he's heimliching me or the plushie; I only pointed out internal bleeding.)

(If it is the plushie, yeah, I'll help. That's rather freaky.)

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'm helping him.  That's what the Heimlich Maneuver does.  How do you folks not understand this?  *Note: Heimlich Maneuver is still activated.*

*Is just over here, bleeding internally with broken ribs.*

Dearest, I warned you, and I plan to keep my word. *begins draining life force into Verdauga*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Oh for pete's sake! *Channels my own life force into Teer and Verdie* *Falls over, but is still alive* You are a glorious ship. You must both live on.

[shisteer of nothing much]

If you say so. This entire ordeal has been exhausting, so it's goodnight from me. *falls asleep in Verdauga's paws*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Goodnight! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs/otters bite! Try not to DIE!