Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day!!!)

[Verdauga]

*Enters Skarzs' home.*

[The Skarzs]

BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.

[Verdauga]

Perhaps intrusion, but the doors and windows were left unlocked.

[The Skarzs]

*Click click.*

[Verdauga]

Good to know you are locking them now.

[Kade Rivok]

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  Interesting abode.

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  Where's your bathroom?

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  This place could use some sprucing up.

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  What's your wifi password?

[lass of something much]

Ach...I forgot about them...

[The Skarzs]

Good to know you are locking them now.

You are now locked in here with me.

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  Interesting abode.

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  Where's your bathroom?

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  This place could use some sprucing up.

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  What's your wifi password?

*Screams.* ONLY OOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!

[lass of something much]

Hehe, I'd rather leve them to the troll..

[shisteer of nothing much]

BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.

There should be a comma after entering.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*After everybeazt 'az entred a Comma comez along aftervardz*

Skarzs, dae ye 'ave any curtainz? *'oidez 'iz pack o' matches in 'iz pocket* Ah'm juzt vonderin'...

[lass of something much]

*gasps*

[Verdauga]

*Teleports out of the house.*

*A computer voice chimes.*

S.T.A. inactive.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ye ken, ze cornizh pixiez 'ave alzae come intae ze cave trolvs 'ouze.

[The Skarzs]

BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.

There should be a comma after entering.

What did you just say to me, you little vermin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bally words. You think you can get away with saying that fiddle-faddle to me over the Internet?

Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're absoposilutely dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're in trouble, missie.