Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day!!!)

[shisteer of nothing much]

BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.

There should be a comma after entering.

What did you just say to me, you little vermin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bally words. You think you can get away with saying that fiddle-faddle to me over the Internet?

Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're absoposilutely dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're in trouble, missie.

[Verdauga]

Skarzs has been reading too much reddit comments.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I am laughing so hard because of it.

[The Skarzs]

 

[shisteer of nothing much]

However, I must point out that I have high tech security and no attempts at taking my life will succeed.

[Booklover]

Ye ken, ze cornizh pixiez 'ave alzae come intae ze cave trolvs 'ouze.

If there's any Scottish in there, it would be pictsies (aka the Nac Mac Feegle or the Wee Free Men) not Cornish pixies.

Nice profile pic, Verdauga.

[Verdauga]

Thanks. I should reply to Grey for his compliment.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Is it Reepicheep? (or however you spell his name)

Ye ken, ze cornizh pixiez 'ave alzae come intae ze cave trolvs 'ouze.

If there's any Scottish in there, it would be pictsies (aka the Nac Mac Feegle or the Wee Free Men) not Cornish pixies.

It was meant to be Hiagish, not Scottish.

[Verdauga]

Is it the coolest character in the Chronicles of Narnia? (or however you spell his name)

yes.

[Booklover]

I didn't think Hiag said 'ye ken'.

[shisteer of nothing much]

He does.

[lass of something much]

BREAKING AND ENTERING I SEE.

There should be a comma after entering.

What did you just say to me, you little vermin? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bally words. You think you can get away with saying that fiddle-faddle to me over the Internet?

Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're  dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little %u201Cclever%u201D comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.

But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're in trouble, Missie.

first; Cool! also, how do you know were we live, there are alot of beasts like us in NZ, and with the lack of nolege you have on us, there would be no way to find us, let alone get over the border inoder to kill Teer, and my family, who would all fight back sooo...

[Kade Rivok]

Spoiler

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  Interesting abode.

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  Where's your bathroom?

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  This place could use some sprucing up.

*Is now inside Skarzs' house.*  What's your wifi password?

*Screams.* ONLY OOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!

[close]

Hey, don't blame me for this.

*Wanders off to find the bathroom.*

Really dude, like, when's the last time you vacuumed this place?

Seriously, what's the wifi password?

[Booklover]

password

[lass of something much]

*gives one of the Kades the wifi password*