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[Booklover]

I worked out what you meant.

[shisteer of nothing much]

One riding mower hasn't been run in two years, so we're effectively down to one and two.
We have three to four acres of cleared property. And, as of our newest cnesus of working mowers, one pushmower to mow that with.

Why don't you just get some sheep? They're so much more practical.

[lass of something much]

yes, indeed.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*steals the honey*

[lass of something much]

Oi!!! *skwishess Teer*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*doesn't know what 'skwishess' means and is, therefore, unaffected*

[Verdauga]

One riding mower hasn't been run in two years, so we're effectively down to one and two.
We have three to four acres of cleared property. And, as of our newest cnesus of working mowers, one pushmower to mow that with.

Why don't you just get some sheep? They're so much more practical.

purchase money, maintenance, housing, speed, arbitrative mowing, and even mowing...

[lass of something much]

*doesn't know what 'skwishess' means and is, therefore, unaffected*

(I had it in my sig for months!!! 'squishes')

[shisteer of nothing much]

Purchase costs are probably less than a ride on lawnmower, though I'm not exactly certain about that. They certainly are in New Zealand. Maintenance only involves a good haircut a couple of times a year, which you can give with a pair of hand shears and it costs very little. Housing is unnecessary. Sheep are perfectly happy to live out in the open. (Though that could be different in America, depending on how cold your winters get. Even then, it's not that hard to build a shed for them to spend the night in) Sheep can be surprisingly fast, actually. In New Zealand, we have sheep races. They're hilarious. Arbitrative mowing? I'm not sure I'm familiar with that term. As for evenness, sheep are quite good at that.

[lass of something much]

*falls asleep*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*doesn't fall asleep*

[lass of something much]

*is sleeping*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is not sleeping*

[lass of something much]

(Well, erm...okay then, be like that! Lass out)

[shisteer of nothing much]

No, don't leave!