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[shisteer of nothing much]

Kade, give her here. I'll fix her. *takes Corn gently from Kade's grasp, turns her upside down (gently) and gives a a few solid shakes before tickling her footpaws* This'll help.

[Booklover]

*Stirs and blinks* *Starts to choke on the tylenol*

Oh dearie me.  *Begins performing the Heimlich Maneuver on Corn.*  Please don't die; I can't afford to have another point on my record....

*stands there gaping, surprised that Kade (I just misspelt it as Jade) hasn't tried the Heimlich Manoeuvre yet*

Well, you have now, I suppose.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ssh! If Corn is to survive this, she needs to have peaceful silence. Fetch a raspberry jam filled doughnut from the picnic basket, will you?

[Booklover]

*does so*

[Kade Rivok]

Spoiler

*Stirs and blinks* *Starts to choke on the tylenol*

Oh dearie me.  *Begins performing the Heimlich Maneuver on Corn.*  Please don't die; I can't afford to have another point on my record....

*stands there gaping, surprised that Kade (I just misspelt it as Jade) hasn't tried the Heimlich Manoeuvre yet*

[close]

Well, you have now, I suppose.

And for a legitimate reason, no less!

Kade, give her here. I'll fix her. *takes Corn gently from Kade's grasp, turns her upside down (gently) and gives a a few solid shakes before tickling her footpaws* This'll help.

Oi!  *Quickly, but gently, retrieves Corn, laying her back down.*  She just had some head trauma!  What are you doing turning upside down and trying to make her laugh?

[Booklover]

Laughter is food for the brain??

[shisteer of nothing much]

Proverbs 15:13Aye: (I think?)
'A merry heart does good like medicine.'

[Kade Rivok]

Laughter causes explosions in the brain when your head is hurt!

[Booklover]

But Kade,

Proverbs 15:13Aye: (I think?)
'A merry heart does good like medicine.'

[shisteer of nothing much]

No, I'm pretty sure it doesn't.

[Booklover]

Who were you replying to? It's difficult to tell when we're posting so soon after each other.

[Kade Rivok]

You people have no idea what you're talking about.  I'm an expert when it comes to head pain.

[Booklover]

Because you cause it, half the time.              (Jk.)
We do know what we're talking about, actually.

[Kade Rivok]

I exist primarily with head pain.  I know what makes it worse, and laughter most assuredly makes it worse.  This I can, er, assure you.

[Booklover]

Are you sure?