Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day!!!)

[Kade Rivok]

And maybe some bacon.

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Ooh!)

*Plant grows into an ent*

[Cornflower MM]

*Waves hello to the ent*

*Pats the little plant* KAAAAAAAAADE. IT'S NOT FOR COOKING. GIVE IT BACK!

Don't worry, I'll make some for you too!  *Reaches a nearby oven and turns one of the burners on.*

. . . I really wouldn't if I were you.

[Kade Rivok]

...Now that sounds ominous.  Why so?

[Verdauga]

*Yoinks the pan from Kade and hurls it at Corn, frisbee-style.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Stuffs Verdauga in the oven.*  Stop being a spoilsport, spoilsport.

[Verdauga]

*Angrily steams, arms crossed, staring daggers at kade.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Ent picks up Verdauga and Kade*
Filthy little orcs...

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Kade, I thought you said can't cook to save your life...?

[Kade Rivok]

Doesn't mean I can't try 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Fair enough. Let me know if you need any help. Also, do you mind if I use one of the elements on your stove? I'd like to make oats porridge.

[Verdauga]

*Realizes something.*
Sebent picked up Kade and me. Am I still in the oven? Kade said burner so is it a gas oven? Is there natural gas billowing out into the topic?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*pulls Verdauga out of the oven, just in case*

[Verdauga]

Phew, thanks.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

No problem.