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[Captain Wortshire]

*the Darkashers grab Infant Lass and run off...*


*Macabre has floated off somewhere...*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*flicks claws and Lass appears back where she was* No kidnapping.

[Captain Wortshire]

*the Darkashers snarl in defiance...*


*The sky is turning dark...*

*the Fortress has left...*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the Tiny Lass is still safe*

[Cornflower MM]

. . . Well then.

[Captain Wortshire]

*the Darkashers are still hungry...

they are now looking at Teer...*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Builds a bunker and poofs everyone into it*

[Captain Wortshire]

*the Darkashers start throwing themselves onto the bunker*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Picks up Tommy gun*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Charges out of bunker, wielding Stormbreaker. Begins chopping at the Darkashers*

[Captain Wortshire]

*Macabre suddenly reappears and catches Stormbreaker by the handle*

F̸o̶o̷l̵,̵ ̷i̶t̴ ̸m̶i̵g̵h̵t̴ ̷i̶n̷t̸e̵r̴e̵s̸t̴ ̸y̶o̷u̴ ̴t̸h̵a̵t̸ ̷I̵ ̴a̶m̷ ̷r̸e̵s̷i̸s̸t̶a̸n̷t̴ ̷t̴o̷ ̶e̸l̵e̸c̷t̵r̷i̷c̸ ̸t̶y̵p̷e̶ ̵a̵t̷t̸a̸c̴k̶s̸.̸.̷.̷

*the Darkashers are trying to reform...*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ze Cake Iz A Lie!!!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

How could they?!

[Captain Wortshire]

Y̶̳̑e̸̮͑s̸̞͑.̴̢̛ ̴͈̑T̵͎̄h̸͎̔e̵͓̔ ̷̯̓c̷̦̈́a̵̖̔k̴̤̂e̸̠͗ ̶̡͊i̶̟͂s̴̺̀ ̴̝̓ă̶̤ ̴̥̎l̸̝̓i̵̭̕è̴̞.̷̞̚ ̴̨͘T̸̢̈h̸͚͝è̵̯r̸̠̍e̶̱͠ ̷̟̈́î̵̟ś̷̪ ̶̺̈́n̶̥͋o̵̱̿ ̴̥͊Ḛ̵͋a̶̤͗s̶͉̍t̶͇̆é̵̢r̶̩̀ ̶̦̓B̴̢̀ũ̵̩n̵̦͝n̷̯̑y̶̦̚,̶̮̂ ̷̻̒t̵̑͜h̷̠̉e̵͓͐ṙ̵̪ḛ̵̀ ̵̱̇i̶͎͊s̴̟̄ ̸̪͗n̵̯̐o̷͕͊ ̷̫̊T̴̜͘o̷̙͐ö̴̩t̴̯̋ḣ̶͎ ̶̣̀F̸͓̿a̴̫͐i̴̮̓r̷̈́ͅy̷̭̌,̸͈͛ ̵̌͜ǎ̸̭n̵̩̕ḑ̴͛ ̷̖̈t̷̬͂h̴͙̊e̴͕̕ȓ̸̡ë̴̩ ̸̖̒ï̴̠s̵̭̀ ̸͙̍n̶͑͜o̵̮̔ ̵̞͒Q̸̰͛u̸̼͗e̴̠͘e̷̡͑n̷̹̈́ ̷͙͂o̵͍̊f̶̝̒ ̷͍̂Ȅ̸̩n̶̼̔g̵̹̿l̴̤͐ą̴͝n̷͒͜d̷͍̉!̷̮́

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zerefore, Ze Lie Iz A Cake!!!