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[Booklover]

Forty-five is such a boring number, though.

No it isn't. It is the 9th triangular number, and the smallest triangular number other than 1 that can be written as the sum of two squares. It's a hexagonal number. It's a palindromic number in binary. And a lot of other things.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Exactly. It's so easily included, which makes it entirely uninteresting.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is still being sat on*

Help.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No you're not, silly chook. I'm on an important mission. No time for sitting.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Oh. *Sheepishly gets off the ground*

Why did that banana climb that tree? Have you seen my car? It's blue with purple spots. Also, your kitten.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oi! Eb is very adorable but she's not a kitten anymore and I advise you don't call her such!

[Sebias of Redwall]

I was talking about Verdauga. 

Actually not. I meant your pet dog, but this works too.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*reloads Canon thing* I could blow you to pieces right here and now. Sure, Captain Scott might be annoyed, but a pistol won't do pittance against this thing.

[Sebias of Redwall]

[shisteer of nothing much]

Any drinks here will be significantly disgusting and probably dangerous.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Not Rot Beer, surely.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Basically everything in here is severely polluted. Even rot beer can have toxic substances added to it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Meh. I'm still fine and dandy. It apparently didn't work on me. 

[shisteer of nothing much]

Alrighty. On that note, *sips water from canteen* What are our orders, Captain Scott?

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Pulls out a sofa and sits on it, eating pickles*