My hill

[Booklover]

The hill cannot be destroyed. Parts of it may be dug out to create Hobbit holes, but it cannot be destroyed. My hill.

Please continue as if the hill was never destroyed, because it never actually could have been.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Sits on said hill* Mine. Forever.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Pushes Sebbie down the hill* Mine.

[Verdauga]

Looks at the remnants of the hill*

My boy! Look at how they massacred my boy!

:laugh:Thanks One-eye!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*uses fire breath to make hill into effective volcano* Mine.

[Kade Rivok]

Hey hey hey, you're ruining my hobbit holes!

[Booklover]

*uses fire breath to make hill into effective volcano* Mine.

Fire breath wouldn't make it a volcano. The lava from a volcano comes from underground magma. All fire breath would do is burn the grass, but given it's probably a British hill, the grass will be soaking wet so nothing will happen.

My hill. Also, Kade, do you want my penguins to help tidy up your Hobbit hole?

[shisteer of nothing much]

YOU DO NOT HAVE PENGUINS!!! The penguins are ruled by Jarky and me, end of list.

My hill. (*fixes Kade's hobbit holes*)

[Booklover]

As explained earlier, I do. Have you not heard of Felix?

My hill.

[Kade Rivok]

My hill. (*fixes Kade's hobbit holes*)

You're back at neutral now, since you destroyed them to begin with.

As explained earlier, I do. Have you not heard of Felix?

I hear he's good at fixing things.

[Booklover]

I'm talking of Felix Philip, Who probably could fix things if he wanted to, but he's more into penguins and basketball. As I actually know who he is and what his powers are, this must mean that it's my hill.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Just because he likes penguins doesn't mean he has any authority over them. Besides, he's only one. I command millions of penguins.
My hill.

My hill. (*fixes Kade's hobbit holes*)

You're back at neutral now, since you destroyed them to begin with.

*gives Kade chocolate* How about now?

[Booklover]

He has authority over them. He's a blood-of-the-pharaohs magician, as I believe I said earlier. And given the dragons and penguins I command, plus I can probably recruit more if I have to, I have good reason to believe I can defeat your army. And I've just remembered that I have some Rangers and Skandians on my side as well. Not to forget Ayla and some others.

*sets up a garden with lots of fruit and veg growing* Kade, this is for you. It will provide food for much longer than a small amount of chocolate.

My hill.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Summons an army of Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Men from Gondor and the West, Ents, Orcs, Uruk-hia, Goblings, Trolls, Eagles, Wargs, Spiders, Dragons, Wizards, Valar (Okay, Valar would probably be over-doing it ), and Riders of Rohan.

[Kade Rivok]

Just because he likes penguins doesn't mean he has any authority over them. Besides, he's only one. I command millions of penguins.
My hill.

My hill. (*fixes Kade's hobbit holes*)

You're back at neutral now, since you destroyed them to begin with.

*gives Kade chocolate* How about now?

Ok, you're definitely above neutral now.

He has authority over them. He's a blood-of-the-pharaohs magician, as I believe I said earlier. And given the dragons and penguins I command, plus I can probably recruit more if I have to, I have good reason to believe I can defeat your army. And I've just remembered that I have some Rangers and Skandians on my side as well. Not to forget Ayla and some others.

*sets up a garden with lots of fruit and veg growing* Kade, this is for you. It will provide food for much longer than a small amount of chocolate.

My hill.

Hmmm, I dunno, I feel like you're only doing to try and one-up Teer.  Hmmm....

*Summons an army of Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Men from Gondor and the West, Ents, Orcs, Uruk-hia, Goblings, Trolls, Eagles, Wargs, Spiders, Dragons, Wizards, Valar (Okay, Valar would probably be over-doing it ), and Riders of Rohan.

If you mess with my hobbit hole or newly acquired garden, I swear to goodness I will end you.  (Or request that Teer or Booklover do so, with plentiful amounts of coffee and scones (that rhyme with cones) as payment)