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Started by Booklover, November 12, 2019, 07:46:19 PM

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Whose hill is it?

Mine.
4 (50%)
Yours.
0 (0%)
The people's.
1 (12.5%)
Nobody's.
0 (0%)
Whoever owns the nearest town.
0 (0%)
Theirs. *points at random person*
1 (12.5%)
Whoever won the auction (going once, going twice...)
0 (0%)
Other.
2 (25%)

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Sebias of Redwall

#120
December 03, 2019, 06:27:07 AM
*Destroys everything besides the hill surface, the hobbit hole, and the garden*
Happy?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#121
December 03, 2019, 06:29:10 AM
Not really... *Hill begins to cave in*
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#122
December 03, 2019, 06:36:10 AM
*Fills in the hill with cement* Phew! My hill. *Sits on my hill*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#123
December 03, 2019, 06:37:38 AM
*Cement is still wet* *Sebbie drowns in cement* My hill.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#124
December 03, 2019, 06:39:48 AM
*The claw of the drowned Sebias suddenly comes and, grasping Jarky by the neck, pulls her down kicking and struggling for air, into the wet cement...* My hill... ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#125
December 03, 2019, 06:47:04 AM
I breath cement. I can swim in this hill. My hill.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Verdauga

#126
December 03, 2019, 05:59:33 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2019, 06:39:48 AM
*The claw of the drowned Sebias suddenly comes and, grasping Jarky by the neck, pulls her down kicking and struggling for air, into the wet cement...* My hill... ;D
*Recoils* Well that got macabre.
*Magically hardens the cement in the hill*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

#127
December 03, 2019, 06:57:56 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2019, 05:59:33 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2019, 06:39:48 AM
*The claw of the drowned Sebias suddenly comes and, grasping Jarky by the neck, pulls her down kicking and struggling for air, into the wet cement...* My hill... ;D
*Recoils* Well that got macabre.
What can I say? *Shrugs* Bad things happen when beasts try to claim My Hill.  ;D

*A rumbling sound comes from the hardened cement and a form of an otter shatters through the surface, shrieking in a voice the sounds like the dead wailing:* My Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#128
December 03, 2019, 07:03:32 PM
My hobbit hole and garden are ruined.  You people are gonna regret this.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Sebias of Redwall

#129
December 03, 2019, 07:04:46 PM
*Points at Verdauga and Jarky* They were the ones attacking My Hill with cement.... I was protecting my property.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#130
December 03, 2019, 07:11:35 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2019, 01:46:46 AM
*Summons an army of Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, Men from Gondor and the West, Ents, Orcs, Uruk-hia, Goblings, Trolls, Eagles, Wargs, Spiders, Dragons, Wizards, Valar (Okay, Valar would probably be over-doing it :P), and Riders of Rohan.
Most of those will die from attacking each other. Plus, I command the dragons and as I'm the only one here who's actually read Harry Potter, the wizards as well.

My hill.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#131
December 03, 2019, 07:16:36 PM Last Edit: December 03, 2019, 07:21:18 PM by Sebias of Redwall
Well, I have a secret weapon... I'm a member of the RRR. Ha! *Easily beat everyone of the hill* *Rebuilds Kade's Hobbit hole and his garden, then sits back and drinks some tea* My Hill.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#132
December 03, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
I don't know how effective 'beasting' can be. And unless it's bergamot tea, (doesn't matter what type, actually) coffee is definitely better.

My hill.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#133
December 03, 2019, 07:22:50 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
I don't know how effective 'beasting' can be.
Pretty effective, actually.  ;D Almost as much a 'beating' is...

Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
My hill.
*Shakes head* Hm, hate to break it to you... but this is my hill. I can share it though, if you need a place to drink your coffee.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#134
December 03, 2019, 07:24:49 PM
So you beast (I don't care that you edited it) everyone of the hill? Nobody's really of the hill, except maybe Kade, who is the only one who actually owns anything.

My hill.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.
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