Just because.

[Verdauga]

And you wanna know why, Kade?

Just because.

[Kade Rivok]

Roll credits

[Verdauga]

*Rimshot*

Producer: One-eye the wildcat.  Executive directors: DanielofRedwall, Captain Tammo. Quality control:.......
Cast (in order of appearance): Shisteer of Nothing Much, Kade Rivok, Verdauga, Booklover, The Skarzs, Sebias of Redwall.

[Booklover]

If you lost an ear, does that make you a saint?

*Would point finger-guns at Booklover except I have only one functioning arm.

Why do you want to point finger guns at me? Surely a Harry Potter wand would be more appropriate (*laughs evilly at the confused muggles*)?

[Verdauga]

Holey moley. The finger-gun is universal acknowledgement of a joke.

[Booklover]

Not universal. In Britain, finger guns are just that: fingers in the shape of a gun, used as pretend guns.

[Kade Rivok]

You can also add " 'Eyyyy" for greater effect

[Verdauga]

Eyyyyyyy.

[Kade Rivok]

Exactly

[Booklover]

Those aren't finger guns. Finger guns use two fingers and usually not the thumb.

[Kade Rivok]

Those are, in fact, finger guns.  Like... they just are.

[Booklover]

Only because of America's gun laws that mean that everybody's obsessed with guns. To me, that's not a finger gun.

Finger guns use two fingers and usually not the thumb.

[Verdauga]

Errrr....don't bring the gun laws into this......and they are indeed finger-guns.

[Kade Rivok]

What does that even mean?  It's a shape that you make with your hand that vaguely resembles a gun.  Like, there aren't hard and fast rules regarding it, because why would there be?

[Booklover]

Those are, in fact, finger guns.  Like... they just are.