Just because.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Thank you for enlightening me. 

[lass of something much]

Spoiler

more crocs                                 

[close]

[Verdauga]

KILL THEM WITH FIRE.

[lass of something much]

*laughs*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*kills crocs with fire* Who wants freshly cooked crocodile? Anyone?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sounds like something Paul Irvin would eat.

[Kade Rivok]

Crocs are indeed evil.  I think eating them would kill you though.

[Booklover]

No. They're edible, and won't kill you. Trying to eat them when they're alive will probably mean you die.

[Kade Rivok]

Nah, I mean the evil footwear.

[Booklover]

Probably still edible, and probably wouldn't kill you. Any volunteers?

[Kade Rivok]

*Looks at Skarzs.*

[The Skarzs]

I do this for the good of all. *Eats croc.*

[Verdauga]

A grateful forum thanks you.

[Booklover]

We would thank you even more if you told us what it tasted like. Please, this is the Redwall forum, it must be described as imaginatively and as detailed as they do in the Redwall books.

[The Skarzs]

It tasted like despair and plastic.
This was a regrettable task. My stomach is rebelling against me. It is as if the croc is attacking my system.