Just because.

[Kade Rivok]

How sad, he's mumbling to himself in his death throes.  He must be hallucinating.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Walks in, just because* 

[shisteer of nothing much]

Nevermind, Skarzs. Keep hugging him. If you kill him, it may stop Sebias' wicked plans from coming true. *grabs Sebias and 'hugs' him round the neck*

[The Skarzs]

Don't tell me what to do. *Lets Verdauga go.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*sighs and 'hugs' Sebias tighter*

[Kade Rivok]

Skarzs, whatever you do, don't hug Verdauga anymore; it'll ruin the wedding!

[Verdauga]

*Brandishes Thomasbane at Kade*
No one is hugging me! They'll have a cleaver to answer to!

(Also I'm surprised no one wonders how I cut my way out of Skarzs' hug.)

[Kade Rivok]

Don't tell me what to do. *Lets Verdauga go.*

I didn't assume you did 

[Verdauga]

*Cuts way out of the hug*

I can; I did.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Kade Rivok]

How sad, he's mumbling to himself in his death throes.  He must be hallucinating.

[Verdauga]

Like it or not, I cut my way out. I have proof.

[Kade Rivok]

*Pokes head back into topic*  Do cleavers work against cave trolls?

*Cough.* Of course not.

[Verdauga]

So what is that supposed to mean?

[Kade Rivok]

We both have proof.  The world explodes.

[Verdauga]

*Is standing on the fissure.*