*Deep-fried Rage* (People who deny the truth are no better than the criminals)

[Kade Rivok]

*badum tish*

[The Skarzs]

When there's a will, you should probably squash it,

I'M the resident authority on squishing around these parts.

[Kade Rivok]

Not as of late

[Verdauga]

Yep. Go to Skarzs if you want someone flattened. Just....don't have him flatten me, okay? I'd get kinda depressed.

No, I won't stop.

[Kade Rivok]

Can't stop, won't stop

[Verdauga]

Don't stop, don't stop, we're in luck now!

[The Skarzs]

Not as of late

*Squishes Kade.* I don't squish newbies. But all of you have obviously moved past that stage at this time.

[Kade Rivok]

*Dodges*  I get the feeling my usual methods of getting out of this won't work on you, so imma just run. *Runs*

[The Skarzs]

There is no dodging the way I squish. I have perfected the art.

[Verdauga]

We'll change your name to Flatjack. 'Cause you'll be a pancake!

[Kade Rivok]

Well I've perfected the art of dodging, so there!  *Sticks out tongue in a rather petulant manner.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Fine, no more squishing. *burns Will Herondale to a pile of ashes* What are the consequences?

[Verdauga]

Fine, no more squishing. *burns Will Herondale to a pile of ashes* What are the consequences?

Ooooof. That must have hurt. everything he did, up in smoke. burned out too early. He shoulda just been washed up.

[Kade Rivok]

You were reaching a bit for that one

[shisteer of nothing much]

*waits for Booklover to answer*