*Deep-fried Rage* (People who deny the truth are no better than the criminals)

[Sebias of Redwall]

And you are a troll, my dear Skarzs.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

And you are a wedding cake.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ka mate i te mamae, te kuri moana! *covers Kade in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*

*Begins running.*  Do... do schnauzers like coconut oil?

Yep, schnauzers love coconut oil. *watches as flying schnauzers begin to lick Kade*

[Kade Rivok]

Ka mate i te mamae, te kuri moana! *covers Kade in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*

*Begins running.*  Do... do schnauzers like coconut oil?

Yep, schnauzers love coconut oil. *watches as flying schnauzers begin to lick Kade*

Awww, who's a good widdle schnauzer?  Who's a good widdle schnauzer?  *Begins petting schnauzers*

[Verdauga]

And you are a wedding cake.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*A "Cage" lands on Verdauga. The ground beneath Verdauga lowers, taking him deep into the ground*

[Jukka the Sling]

sheevie

why does this thread exist

and why is your new profile pic so hideous

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Smirks with joyous admiration for Jukka's humble query*

[Kade Rivok]

sheevie

why does this thread exist

and why is your new profile pic so hideous

Shhhhh, asking that question gives him power!

[Verdauga]

sheevie

why does this thread exist

and why is your new profile pic so hideous

(THANK YOU! We NEED someone to get through to him!)

And now, back to our correspondent in the field, Jukka-the-Sling! Asking the difficult questions about forum topics. Over to you, Jukka!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Stay in your cage.

[Lady Amber]

Rude.

[The Skarzs]

Sheev has gone mad.

[Verdauga]

*Walks back into the topic*
Soooo, we're no closer to figuring out just WHY Sheev made this in the first place? Okay...

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Please call me "The Young Lord".