The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[shisteer of nothing much]

*stomps into topic, snarling* I have decided on a role for Sebias: Wedding cake. Whoever wants to eat him, be my guest. If you want him mashed, I can stomp on him for you first.

[Kade Rivok]

Heh... heheheh... this oughta be good.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*turns to Kade and roars* NOT GOOD! DO NOT LAUGH UNLESS IT IS FUNNY!

[Kade Rivok]

I think the imminent destruction of this topic by you is kinda funny!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*puffs smoke into Kade's face* IT IS NOT! I MUST WAIT UNTIL THE CAKE HAS BEEN EATEN BEFORE I CAN DESTROY THIS TOPIC! I WILL SEE MY ENEMY CONQUERED!!!

[The Grey Coincidence]

Sebias as a wedding cake? Hmmm... where have I seen that before...

Still, I'll bite.

[Booklover]

Ring-Bearer? I hope Skarz is a Hobbit, otherwise he might be consumed by the ring before we even start. I'd be careful, if I were you.

[Kade Rivok]

Sebias as a wedding cake? Hmmm... where have I seen that before...

Still, I'll bite.

Somehow I feel that Sebias wont appreciate that 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Where's the groom?
I'm not eating Seb; otters taste weird. (No offense intended to Seb or any other otter.)

[Kade Rivok]

Well, Teer certainly wants this wedding called off, and she thinks that, er, eating Sebias is the only way to do that.

As for Verdauga, I think he's trying to stay as far away as possible.  Smart.

[Keva Strongbow]

Um...Teer, u still haven't answered the question of what color u want the wedding theme to be *stands holding wedding planner booklet, ready with pen*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yikes! *Climbs a tall ladder* I'd don't wanna be a cake! Someone else volunteer for that! 

Where's the groom?
I'm not eating Seb; otters taste weird. (No offense intended to Seb or any other otter.)

None taken. Yes, an interesting question. @Verdauga! Come here and show your face! *Taps footpaw* You can't be late for your own wedding after all. 

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Climbs an even taller ladder and sprays whipped cream on Sebias' head*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Opens mouth so that the whipped cream falls into my mouth instead*

[The Grey Coincidence]

You know what? I think I want Verdie to get married. So yeah Seb... you're not the wedding cake.