The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[shisteer of nothing much]

*all of the shovels were destroyed by the meteor*

[Verdauga]

I am quite peckish, actually. What would you like to eat?

(Also, Cindy just walked straight into the door)

Well, there's quote a lot of wedding food, apparently: salads, poultry, cake, and the like. Dig in!

(Also, Cindy?)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sounds delicious. *obligingly digs in*

(One of my sister's dogs)

[Captain Wortshire]

*Al Azif enters topic*

F̴O̵O̵D̵?̴ ̵I̷ ̷l̸o̶v̶e̶ ̸f̴o̶o̶d̶!̸.̸.̴.̴
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̷I̶ ̶j̶u̷s̶t̴ ̶c̷a̶n̸'̵t̴ ̵e̵a̴t̶ ̴i̶t̶.̵.̸.̴

[Verdauga]

(If you ask, you might get some.)

[shisteer of nothing much]

*sighs* Why do all Wort's robots feel the need to interrupt our honeymoon? It's quite invasive.

[Captain Wortshire]

I̶ ̷w̴o̵u̸l̵d̷ ̷e̵a̶t̸.̸.̵.̵
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̴B̴U̵U̶U̶U̸U̴U̶U̵U̶T̸,̷ ̸y̵e̵a̸h̵.̴.̶.̸
̸
̵S̵o̵,̴ ̷h̴o̴w̴ ̸a̴r̶e̵ ̸y̵o̴u̸ ̷t̴w̵o̴?̶

P̶l̸u̶s̶,̶ ̵t̴h̴e̴ ̷t̵e̴s̷s̴o̴ ̴a̷r̸e̴n̵'̴t̴ ̴r̸o̴b̸o̶t̵s̸.̶

[shisteer of nothing much]

Whatever. They're Wort's and they're interrupting our honeymoon.

[Captain Wortshire]

W̴e̸l̶l̶,̸ ̶b̶l̷a̴m̸e̸ ̷w̸h̵o̴e̵v̴e̶r̸ ̶f̴i̴r̴s̴t̶ ̵b̶u̷r̵i̵e̷d̵ ̶t̶h̶e̵ ̷b̶o̴x̸ ̴i̴n̶ ̴t̷h̸i̵s̵ ̷a̶r̴e̶a̸.̸
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̶T̵h̷e̷ ̴t̵e̶s̷s̸o̸ ̷w̴e̸r̷e̶ ̶j̸u̶s̸t̷ ̷r̷e̴t̵r̸i̶e̷v̷i̴n̷g̵ ̴i̶t̴ ̷f̸o̵r̵ ̴t̴h̷e̴ ̷F̷o̴r̴t̸r̵e̸s̶s̶.̶.̵.̴

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well, who was it?

[Captain Wortshire]

W̷h̷o̷ ̵w̴a̷s̶ ̶w̴h̴a̸t̷?̷

[shisteer of nothing much]

Who buried the box on my lawn?

[Captain Wortshire]

W̷h̷a̷t̸ ̴m̷a̶k̸e̶s̵ ̶y̸o̸u̴ ̶t̶h̸i̶n̷k̸ ̸t̴h̴a̷t̷ ̵i̶t̵ ̸w̶a̶s̴ ̴a̸ ̸c̷o̵f̶f̷i̷n̵?̵

[shisteer of nothing much]

That thought never even crossed my mind.

[Captain Wortshire]

I̶ ̷s̵a̶i̵d̸ ̷t̸o̷o̶ ̷m̴u̶c̷h̶.̶.̶.̶

*Al Azif uses Zero-Point-Energy to take a cake before leaving*