The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[Kade Rivok]

*Pretends to ignore Kade's comment* Ahem, Kade, would you like to escort the bride up the aisle?

*Sighs* Well, as the Patron Sponsor, I suppose I must.  *Grabs Teer as she tries to run and throws her over his shoulder.  Knocks Thomasbane into the Nth dimension using GM powers and drags Verdauga down the aisle by his collar.  Delivers them both to the front of the altar and, using his enchanted fork, places a box barrier around them so that they can't escape.  Pure white doves fly above as a pipe organ begins playing.  The ceremony is starting!*

[Keva Strongbow]

Ah, *Wipes tears from eyes* The little guys r growing up! *Blows nose*

[Verdauga]

*Slashes through the box barrier with Thomasbane and leaves.*

[Kade Rivok]

Sorry, but...

Knocks Thomasbane into the Nth dimension using GM powers and drags Verdauga down the aisle by his collar.

Thomasbane can't come to the phone right now, could you leave a message?

*Kade watches on as Verdauga tries to escape, but sadly t'is a fruitless endeaver.*  Might as well resign yourself buddy.

[shisteer of nothing much]

My tail can break mountains apart; it can break through a box cage. *uses tail to break through box cage and runs away* No wedding!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is rolling around on the floor, laughing helplessly*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*keeps running*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*stops rolling on the floor and runs after Teer, dragging her back into the topic*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Noooo!!!!! *breaks free of Ebantu's grip and starts running again*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*repeats previous action*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*also repeats previous action, along with cry of anguish*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*jumps on Teer's back and clings to her* Stop! Stop! I haven't given you your wedding present yet!

[Kade Rivok]

*Picks up Teer with Ebantu on her back and delivers her to the alter*  Ebantu, you might not want to stay up there.  And Teer, before you say anything, as Patron Sponser I've gained unimaginable powers.  I'm sorry. but running won't work.  You're welcome to try any other ideas you have though.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*pouts* Seriously, Kade? I was having fun there.

[Kade Rivok]

By all means, you're completely free to stay there!  Just don't get upset if you end up getting married off as well.