The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[lass of something much]

yes, to you

[shisteer of nothing much]

Wait.

Teer's MARRIED???

Unfortunately, yes.

Now, *spanks Verdauga soundly and sends him to bed without any supper* Bad Verdauga. No chopping down trees. *chops tree back up and smiles at Kade* Sorry about that. You can carry on now.

[lass of something much]

*wacks Verdauga with a pillow*

[Verdauga]

yes, to you

The marriage is null and void for the following reasons:

1. Neither Teer nor I wanted it.
2.I said so.
3.Neither of us gave our consent.
4.I was killed twice.
5.Sebias is not ordained.
6.I said so.

So, uh....
*Chops down tree.*

[Booklover]

But if we used that ruling, then almost every forum marriage would be void.

[lass of something much]

yes, to you

The marriage is null and void for the following reasons:

1. Neither Teer nor I wanted it.
2.I said so.
3.Neither of us gave our consent.
4.I was killed twice.
5.Sebias is not ordained.
6.I said so.

So, uh....
*Chops down tree.*

yes you wher killed twice, and who saved you both times?... Me . and I can and will kill you again, ifin you don't behave your self!

[Verdauga]

But if we used that ruling, then almost every forum marriage would be void.

...I have a feeling very few members would have a problem with that.

[lass of something much]

and I beleve you'r rong on that.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is rocking back and forth, staring fixedly at the chopped down tree and making keening noises*

[lass of something much]

*chops tree back up* all better!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*turns very slowly to face Verdauga* Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-row! *leaps at the evil tree-cutter-downerer*

[lass of something much]

well...he's died

[Kade Rivok]

yes, to you

The marriage is null and void for the following reasons:

1. Neither Teer nor I wanted it.
2.I said so.
3.Neither of us gave our consent.
4.I was killed twice.
5.Sebias is not ordained.
6.I said so.

So, uh....
*Chops down tree.*

Nah, I was there, you definitely got married.  It was real dramatic.

[lass of something much]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*passes Lass*