The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[lass of something much]

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[shisteer of nothing much]

*Peers into the topic, writes on notepad, and leaves.*

What are you writing, dear?

Sorry darling, it's for a case, so I can't say.

Oh, that's a

*Peers into the topic, writes on notepad, and leaves.*

What are you writing, dear?

Sorry darling, it's for a case, so I can't say.

Oh, that's alright, dear. Good luck! If you need any help, just let me know.

[lass of something much]

they'v gone mad as a bunch of grapes!

[Verdauga]

Mad as a bunch of grapes? I've never heard that one before.

[Kade Rivok]

Hush now fruit duck, the child is speaking.

[Verdauga]

And you were looking for any excuse to toss that in there.

[Kade Rivok]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat

Nooooooooooooooooo

[lass of something much]

Hush now fruit duck, the child is speaking.

No I'm not.

[Kade Rivok]

Well, you were.  Not my fault you stopped   

[lass of something much]

true, true.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hush now fruit duck, the child is speaking.

*burns Kade to a crisp* N*preamptso pdodginguandnburnsshim!again*

[lass of something much]

*eats teer*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*watches as tiny lump of something slobbers on corner of toenail* Lass, I don't think that's very good for you.

[lass of something much]

*has shapeshifted into a troyie* Ha!*looks down at mostly eaten Teer, stops eating*eww, you taste like rat poo!

[Kade Rivok]

Unlikely 

Hush now fruit duck, the child is speaking.

*burns Kade to a crisp* N*preamptso pdodginguandnburnsshim!again*

Mmm, this warmth feels nice.