The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Well, this is all going to go to hell in a hand-basket if we actually go through with this...

I'm all for it.

[Sebias of Redwall]

You know what? I think I want Verdie to get married. So yeah Seb... you're not the wedding cake.

Er...thanks?


So... What kind of dancing do the lovely couple want? Square dancing, or maybe a swing dance?

[Kade Rivok]

It seems to me that the groom has yet to actually arrive.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Teer! You should have a ceilidh! Please?!
I think the groom is avoiding this topic.

[Kade Rivok]

Yar, I concur.  (For the second sentence, I mean.  Can't say one way or the other for the first one  )

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

You mean you've never been to a ceilidh? Your education is sadly lacking. ('ceilidh' is pronounced 'kay-lee', by the way)

[Booklover]

Is it a Kiwi thing?

[Kade Rivok]

I'm assuming as much 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*rolls eyes and mutters at the missing cultural education of some people*
Ceilidhs are from SHETLAND!!! Seriously. The only traditional dances here are Maori, and Maori words are spelt in a readable way. Also, a ceilidh isn't just ONE dance. It's a dance party that can last for days and days. Now do you see why we should have one? They're great! And you have a feast every now and again to stop people getting bored of dancing. It's a beautiful thing to have at a wedding.
Teer, what do you think of Dashing White Sergeant, Gay Gordons, and Strip the Willow for the first three dances?

[Booklover]

...

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I think the bride is avoiding this topic as well. I assumed you would know more about ceilidhs than any one else here, Booklover, seeing as you're from Great Britain.
And another thing: what time is it in England? I think it's about 8:30 pm ish, right?

[Booklover]

No. 7:36 pm.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*sighs* Fine, I will cooperate, for a while, at least.

Colours: Pale orange. (Kind of pinky-orange. Just think the colour of the sunset)

Dancing+music: Ceilidh and opera, when we stop for a food break. (Ebby is in charge of the music. Yes, Dashing White Sergeant, Gay Gordons and Strip the Willow are good for the first dances)

Cake: (since I've been out-voted on my first choice) Carrot cake with cream cheese icing and walnuts.

Flowers: Anything that smells good and goes well with the aforementioned colours.

Other stuff: No chairs allowed. People can sit on beanbags or cushions if they don't want to dance. There will also be a pillow fight after the feast.

Edit: Ebby and Booklover can be the bridesmaids. Keva can be the maiden of dishonour. (and yes, I did just make that title up)
Kade can be the patron sponsor. (and no, I didn't just make that title up)

[Kade Rivok]

Hey, if the dancing goes on long enough, you might tire everyone out to the point of exhaustion.  That's when you can make your escape!  Don't tell them I told you that though.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hey, if the dancing goes on long enough, you might tire everyone out to the point of exhaustion.  That's when you can make your escape!  Don't tell them I told you that though.

*rolls eyes* That's why the food is there; so they can have a break every now and then. Besides, why would I want to escape?
That's actually my plan. Don't tell anyone.