The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[Booklover]

It is. I'm just offended that Shisteer has a trampoline in her room and didn't tell me.

I did mention it in the interesting facts about you thread but nobody took any notice so I didn't bother saying anything about it anywhere else.

Honestly, somebody needs to rename it 'Imteresting facts that nobody notices'.

[Kade Rivok]

Like the fact that this wedding has ground to a halt 

[Verdauga]

Mooahaha.

[Booklover]

Like the fact that this wedding has ground to a halt 

Yeah, some Skandians interrupted Halt's wedding.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Like the fact that this wedding has ground to a halt 

WHAT?! *Comes flying back into topic* Who says that it's ground to a halt?! We'll have to fix that, won't we? 

[Verdauga]

*Yeets Sebias back out of the topic.*
Stay.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hey! *Sneaks back into topic (Well... crashes in, but that's the same thing, right?)*

[Keva Strongbow]

The show must go on! *Start wedding march song on organ and watches Teer walking down the aisle in her beautiful wedding dress*

[Kade Rivok]

Pfffft, I'm reporting you to the mods for GM'ing 

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Pretends to ignore Kade's comment* Ahem, Kade, would you like to escort the bride up the aisle?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Army of penguins stand, wearing tuxedos, either side of the aisle*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Better watch out though, Verdauga invited a lot of seals and sea-lions...

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

*Penguins turn and demolish seals and sea lions*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*runs away* Nooo!

[Verdauga]

*Pulls out Thomasbane*
See this line?
*Cuts line in the floor.*
Step over this line, and you're really not going to like what happens next.