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[Verdauga]

*Teleports the shards out of my back, and uses a healing spell.*
Believe it or not, this fight is not pointless.

*Summons fireballs inches away from Sheev.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Crushes the safety sprinklers from the ceiling. Fire is drowned and destroyed*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Summons a pastor* *Ties Verdauga and Teer to the altar* QUICKLY!!!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Freezes Verdauga with the Force as well* Hurry it up!

[Verdauga]

*Crushes the safety sprinklers from the ceiling. Fire is drowned and destroyed*

*Facepalms* It's magic fire. It will burn in SPACE if I want it to.
*Magically swaps places with Seb, breaking Sheev's control and changing my position.*
*Detonates the fireballs around Sheev.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Is immune to magic* 

*The pastor suddenly leaves for whatever reason* Hey! Come back! I guess I could do the ceremony since I'm Master Shipper... *Opens book* Now, how do we start... *Starts rambling*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev grabs a large thick piece of debris before the fire detonates, blocking most of the blast*

[Kade Rivok]

*Whispers in Sebias' ear* Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the Holy Matrimony of Shisteer and Verdauga

[Verdauga]

*Sheev grabs a large thick piece of debris before the fire detonates, blocking most of the blast*

But if they were around you, you only blocked most of the blast on one side. Of a circle.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Flips to a certain page* Ah, here we are. Right in front of my nose the whole time. Right next to the part where it says, "How to mentally boil someone's senses".

*Whispers in Sebias' ear* Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the Holy Matrimony of Shisteer and Verdauga

Oh... Yes. Ahem, *Flips a few more pages* That sounds better. Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the Holy Matrimony of Shisteer and Verdauga...

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Is hurt* *Sheev chokes Verdauga and slams him into a wall*

[Kade Rivok]

* Puts Verdauga in a straight jacket that kinda looks like a Tux and plants him in front of the alter, then begins cheering.*  Woo, preach it Seb!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev continues to Force choke Verdauga*

[Verdauga]

*Uses a healing spell and teleports out of the straight-jacket.*
Hehe! I haven't even started multicasting.

[Sebias of Redwall]

* Puts Verdauga in a straight jacket that kinda looks like a Tux and plants him in front of the alter, then begins cheering.*  Woo, preach it Seb!

*Starts preaching it*