The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[lass of something much]

well you said that you do

[One-Eye the wildcat]

True. But wildcats are generally much smaller than taniwha.

Doesn't matter. Two names mashed into one. I deserve more compensation for this torture.

Hey, being married to me isn't that bad!

Yes it is. it most definitely is.

[shisteer of nothing much]

First, we aren't married.
Second, no it wouldn't be; the torture is being married off against my will and their apparent delight from my misfortune.

1.Doesn't make a difference. There are countless marriages that neither party wants, and they still go ahead.
2.Doesn't make a difference. The shippers could argue that we are married because they said so.
3.Both of us said I do, which means we did, in fact, give our consent.
4.You were also revived twice.
5.Sebias is the supreme judge. I think that counts as ordination.
6.Who cares what you think? (rhetorical question. Don't bother answering)

I didn't want to marry you but now that I have, I will not deny it.

So, uh...
*spanks Verdauga again and sends him to bed, still without supper, as punishment for chopping the tree down*

As for the delighting of your misfortune, nobody cares what you think, remember? 

[lass of something much]

*laughs*

[Booklover]

*laughs* Of course, you will never know for certain whether I laughed because of that post, or the book I am reading or something else.

[lass of something much]

you lauphed because............I need dis

[Kade Rivok]

Is it safe for otters to eat ice cream sandwiches?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

No.

[lass of something much]

probibly, but who's going to say no to that face!

[Verdauga]

*Snatches ice cream sandwiches from Lass.*

It won't look good if an in-law dies at my wedding. >_<

[lass of something much]

*bits verdauga hand off*I AM A SHAPESHIFTER  THAT MEANS I EAT WHAT I WANT

[Verdauga]

No. You guys were so happy to set this up, but I get to control these things.
*Tries to pull hand out of Lass' mouth.*
Can you let go? I need the hand.
.....
Do you want me to summon Thomasbane in your throat, Lass?

[lass of something much]

not realy.*spits verdies hand out, badly bitin*

[Keva Strongbow]

Eww...!

[Kade Rivok]

THAT MEANS I EAT WHAT I WANT

Now that sounds like something one of the "of something much" bloodline would say