The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[lass of something much]

Mwhahaha! *Taps outside of the jar* Now, I can let you out, but you must promise me some things first.

*is bounced about inside the jar* Gaah! Stop that!

This place sure has some long and wild weddings...

{fixed Indeed! Must be a American thing... }

*Poofs Kass into the Jar of Unbreakable Containment*

@Verdauga do you know how to fix a pen?

Sorry, Teer, but I have to leave now.

*Walks over and revitalizes Lass using my life force, resetting her back to her otter-squirrel state.*

*groans*

[Verdauga]

*Flicks a bit more life force into Lass.* Is it that power binder thing?

[Sebias of Redwall]

What should we do with Kass? It would be cruel to leave her in their forever. I dunno, though...

[Verdauga]

(Apparently Kass is a guy, by the way)

If we let him out, he'll just kill Lass again, and I'd rather have a friend than some random psycho. Your call though.

Thank ye, Verdie. Also, congrats on the 1200 posts, old chap.

Thanks. Congrats on the. . . 1800+ posts.

[lass of something much]

I'm a male you impudent excuse for an otter!

*Flicks a bit more life force into Lass.* Is it that power binder thing?

*nods*

[Sebias of Redwall]

I'm a male you impudent excuse for an otter!

*Shakes jar around* That was most unwise.

(Apparently Kass is a guy, by the way)

[Verdauga]

So, is this power binder like  a bracelet thing?

(Seb, that gif was great.)

[Sebias of Redwall]

(Why thank you.  )

[lass of something much]

I'm a male you impudent excuse for an otter!

*Shakes jar around* That was most unwise.

*vomits* Unhand me Savage!

So, is this power binder like  a bracelet thing?

So it would seem at first, but it is so much more...

[Verdauga]

. . . Then what is it? *Flicks some more life force.*

[Sebias of Redwall]

I'm a male you impudent excuse for an otter!

*Shakes jar around* That was most unwise.

*vomits* Unhand me Savage!

I have been known for being quite savage. 

[lass of something much]

*gets smashed ageist the side of the jar, and thus knocked out cold*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Welp. Problem solved. How is Lass doing?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Ah, the topic that started a slightly desturbing relationship between a yeller fruit-duck, and an overpowered taniwah.

[lass of something much]

Verdie...Stop wasting your life force on me...