Hbbiton Party Thing! (post roleplay style)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Teer shrugged her shoulders, a puzzled frown gracing her features.
"Wages? What about them? Oop, sorry. Gotta go sort this out."
Teer flew towards Sheev with open irritation on her face as she grabbed him by the scruff.
"Leave my husband alone you overly aggressive child!"
So saying, she released the struggling beast, which proceeded to fall into the waist-deep water with a fairly decent splash. Ignoring him, Teer turned her attention to Verdauga, grabbing a pot of kawakawa ointment from her pocket and applying it liberally on his wound.
"There, it should be fine in a few minutes. Now, please try not to get into further trouble. I'm trying to have a conversation with my apparently irate boss."

Teer flew back to said personage and smiled.
"So, you were mentioning wages. Please explain to me; what are they and why would I want them?"

[Mharbrow PhantomPaint]

OOC do I pay you Teer or not?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

  Ebantu, her paws protected from the hot metal by her cloak, lifted the pizza tray off Kade's sleeping form and placed it on the ground beside him. She drew an arrow from her quiver and tapped his nose with the warhead.
  "Kade, wake up. Pizza delivery."

[shisteer of nothing much]

OOC do I pay you Teer or not?

OOC: There isn't really any payment system in Redwall. I don't know how evil warlords convince their servants to work for them but they don't have any currency, as far as I know.

BIC:
Teer watched Eb lift the tray with her cloak to protect her paws and chuckled reassuringly.
"It's not that hot, Ebby. I wouldn't dump a scorching hot tray on anybeast and, if I did, they wouldn't sleep through it."

[Kade Rivok]

Kade groggily stirred from his slumber, slowly pushing himself up into a sitting position.  Bleary eyed, he blinked a few times and looked up at Eb.  "Pizza?"

[Booklover]

Booklover looked up from her book, confused. "Huh? What's happening?"

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Howling, Sheev grabbed Shisteer by the leg and tossed the girl into the lake.

[Verdauga]

Sighing, Verdauga teleported everybody back to the party grounds.
"Good, now that everybody's he--" he stopped, midsentence, looking at Kade before teleporting away. When he appeared again, he was holding the pizza. Upon handing it to Kade, he sat down at a table and resumed.
"As I was saying, now that everybody is back here, does anyone have any games to try? Games that don't include trying to throw giant dragonesque persons into lakes?" He was pretty sure the Shirefolk would be happy to know the mayhem was contained to the party grounds.

[Booklover]

"We could try Mao. That's a good card game." (OOC: it would be interesting to see how Mao could be adapted into a forum game. Also, don't look up what it is as that defeats the point.) (BIC) Booklover suggested. "Chess could be good, but that's a limit of two people, unless we played exchange. Alternatively, you could let me read my book in peace without teleporting me to random places." Once she'd said that, she returned to reading her book.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

  Ebantu returned the arrow to her quiver and look at Verdauga in annoyance. "In future can you give us a warning before you teleport us somewhere? As for games, I'd be up for an archery tournament if anyone's interested. Or we could have a treetop tea party."

[Verdauga]

He shrugged. "Most of the time I get odd looks from people; A few have tried running away, though." He stopped for a moment. "As much as I enjoy losing repeatedly, I don't think I'm up for an archery tournament."

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Ebantu jumped onto the first branch of the huge oak tree and looked back at the others. "Okay, not an archery tournament. What about a treetop poetry tea party?"

[Mharbrow PhantomPaint]

Dose that evolve food?

If so I am up for it!

[Verdauga]

"If any food evolves I'm kilking it." Verdauga said before teleporting over to the chest. There, he grabbed a book of poetry and teleported back. Looking up at Ebantu, ha called, "We don't have to climb that, so we?"

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Ebantu looked down from halfway up the tree. "Oh...do you not climb trees?" Without waiting for a reply she began descending, muttering as she dropped and swung down from branch to branch. "And you call yourself a wildcat?"