The House of Confusion (It's happening now)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh dear.

[Kade Rivok]

Yep.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???

[Kade Rivok]

Yes.

[Russa Nodrey]

The House of Confusion lives up to its name.

[Booklover]

Your confusion is how you can tell you're in The Cellars.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Kennith greets all with a sly wink.  Perhaps there's nothing more to be said.

The House is raised.  12 naughty Dourpustions halt those who would set fire to the throne room.  The night sky darkens.  Screams are released.

Oh noez... It has begun.

*Prepares my food and turtle*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

a turtle!

[Booklover]

This is a turtle. It knows how to get around. It has a solid shell from head to tail. And spindly legs that go side to side (poetic licence) going very slowly. Now isn't that simple?

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Silly chook, I am completely aware of what a turtle is *imitates Queen Victoria* I merely asked the, er, creature why on earth he would need to bring along a turtle on his supposed expedition. Is he quacked in the head, I do wonder.
(Sorry, Bookie, I just couldn't resist.)

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Haunting puppet sounds send shivers up the Kennith's elderly spine.  Traumatic beetle screams pave the road of Confusion.  Shadewn Waltzes down his bedroom staircase to perform some twisted Sith alchemy.

[Verdauga]

*Is currently in the alchemical lab making coffee.*

[Booklover]

Silly chook, I am completely aware of what a turtle is *imitates Queen Victoria* I merely asked the, er, creature why on earth he would need to bring along a turtle on his supposed expedition. Is he quacked in the head, I do wonder.
(Sorry, Bookie, I just couldn't resist.)

But are you aware of what a circle is? (that's the original song) If not:

Spoiler

I can't be bothered to get the link so here's an approximation: (sorry if the circle appears as a rectangle or something, it's an emoji but not a forum one because I don't think an O is circular enough) :

⚫ This is a circle. It knows how to get around. It has a radius from centre to rim and the diameter goes from side to side, passing through the centre. Now isn't that simple?

Pi r squared sounds like area to me and if I need the circumference I just use pi d.
Pi r squared sounds like area to me and if I need the circumference I just use pi d.

[close]

Do not compare Seb with a duck. Seb is far better than that.

*Is currently in the alchemical lab making coffee.*

Something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea?

[Russa Nodrey]

Haunting puppet sounds send shivers up the Kennith's elderly spine.  Traumatic beetle screams pave the road of Confusion.  Shadewn Waltzes down his bedroom staircase to perform some twisted Sith alchemy.

Traumatic beetle screams?

[Kade Rivok]

The poor dear.