The House of Confusion (It's happening now)

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*a farmer's wife chops off the dogs' tails with a carving knife*

[Lady Amber]

*Enters topic* What's goin' on in here, my peeps?

[lass of something much]

aww pow litile doggys*feeds the doggys*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Blind dog begins to consume Amber*

[Russa Nodrey]

Don't do drugs, kids.

[Lady Amber]

*Blind dog begins to consume Amber*

*Climbs up a tree so the dog can't find me 'cause it's blind*

[lass of something much]

here doggy, doggy, doggyy!, here, pup, pup pup!*waves dog food. wipers*run!

[Lady Amber]

Thanks! *Runs*

[lass of something much]

*continyues feeding the doggys*sheev, when Teer gets back you'r dead meat!.

[Booklover]

Then why didn't you say so in the original comment? A bow is nothing like a gun, except it's a long range weapon, and an arrow is not a blast or a bullet!

You never said it was a bow.  *Snaps*  *Twelve blind dogs attack the petty group*

I never said it was a gun, either. Also, as you have done nothing to stop it, by now you must be dead. So you can't snap your fingers and the dogs can't attack.

[Kade Rivok]

*Peanut butter bread hits him in the face, sticking in place.* 

...looks like.

That's gonna take forever to wash out of your fur. . .

*Pulls out enchanted fork and waves it about.  Peanut butter magically disappears from from.*  Nah, I got it.  *Dogs also grow three times in size.*  Uh... must have been an unintended side effect.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Then why didn't you say so in the original comment? A bow is nothing like a gun, except it's a long range weapon, and an arrow is not a blast or a bullet!

You never said it was a bow.  *Snaps*  *Twelve blind dogs attack the petty group*

I never said it was a gun, either. Also, as you have done nothing to stop it, by now you must be dead. So you can't snap your fingers and the dogs can't attack.

*Is alive*   You all must understand I have waited eighty days for this.  *Blind dogs corner the few comrades*  Surrender, and your lives will be spared*

[Booklover]

Ave atque vale, Sheev. Rip in peace, or pieces, whichever you prefer.

*slow, sad, music plays*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Booklover is devoured by a blind dog*  Who's next?

[Booklover]

1: you're dead.
2: a dog can't eat a human in such a short period of time, especially when said human has a bow and arrows to shoot them with, and will certainly put up a fight.
3: it's a blind dog, there are limits, even if it has a far better sense of smell and hearing than a human.