The House of Confusion (It's happening now)

[Sebias of Redwall]

Spoiler

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[close]

[shisteer of nothing much]

*ignores Sheev's effort and grabs puppets*
I can't let the general populace down now, can I?

(curtains open, revealing small cottage in the streets of Foltith. Cottage is currently being searched by palace guards to find any clue as to where the previous residents of cottage may have got to. Fonglin's siblings come down the busy street, singing Green Grow the Rushes-O together as they weave expertly in and out of the busy traffic. They come to a halt in both noise and movement when they see the palace guards searching their cottage)

(Brother one) "Excuse me, sir. Why are you searching our house?"

(Guards all stop and stare at the Pental children, then quickly surround them as Steven steps forward)

(Steven) "Forgive me. I am Lord Steven, the Captain of the King's guard. We were trying to find any possible clues of where you'd got to. Come, it is not safe here. We must go to the castle. We can talk when we arrive. Please follow me."

(Brother Three looks up from his book long enough to give the captain of the King's guard a puzzled frown before returning to the word strewn pages. Maiden two lays a placating hand on brother one's shoulder)

(Maiden two) "May we have a moment to converse, please? After that, we will give you our answer."

(Steven nods and gestures for guards to step back, but still form a protective ring around Pental children)

(Brother One) "I don't think we should go with them. Remember what happened with Prince Trevor?"

(Maiden Two) "I think it will be different this time. We know for a fact that these are the King's guards. They won't be in league with that crazy Chestnut. Lord Steven wants us to go with him for our own protection."

(Brother One, turning to other siblings) "What do you guys think? Should we go with him?"

(Brother two) "I really don't care either way, as long as we stay together."

(Sister Three) "I mean, he sounds honest. If the worst comes to the worst, we can always escape again. You've still got that grappling rope."

(Sister five) "I'll just do whatever you guys do."

(Sister four) "Let's go with him. The castle probably has super delicious food."

(Sister seven) "Really? In that case, why are we even talking about it? Let's go already!"

(Brother Three) "They'll probably also have nice, quiet places where I can read. I say we go."

(Sister six) "Let's try and find some cute animals to play with instead."

(Brother one) "I guess it's decided then. We're going with Lord Steven. Do you need anything from inside before we go?"

(Siblings all agree that, no, they don't need anything and, if they do, the castle will probably provide it)

(Brother one) "Alrighty. Lord Steven, we'll come with you. Lead on."

(Lord Steven) "I'm glad to hear it. Now, I'm sorry to say but you'll need to be bound like prisoners, otherwise we'll draw too much attention."

(Not waiting for an answer, Lord Steven gestures to guards and they step forward and effectively bound siblings, then lead them off stage. Lights dim and scene changes to flowery meadow, where Prince Trevor is running for his life. Suddenly, a husky drawn cart pulls up in front of him and, before he has time to react, he's pulled in and the cart drives away again. Lord Chester can't compete with the combined speed of eight large dogs and he stamps his hooves in rage)

(Lord Chester) "No, you stupid prince! Now you'll be able to tell everyone of my plans and they'll band together in an effort to hinder me! Not that it'll do much good of course. Nothing can stop me! Nothing at all! Mwahahahahahaaaaaa!"

(Curtains dim and scene changes to inside cart, where Prince Trevor has been bound and gagged. Two knights are conversing in hushed tones)

(Knight one) "I can't believe how easy that was. All we need to do now is get him back to the castle and he should be safe."

(Knight two) "Let's hope Lord Steven managed to find some leads on the Pental children. That's our next task."

(Knight one) "It shouldn't be too difficult. After all, how well can ten children disappear without leaving any clues?"

(Knight two) "You'd be surprised. Children can be very subtle when they want to be. Besides, they're not that young. The youngest is almost eleven."

(Knight one) "Well, let's just hope they have found some clues. If they haven't, it'll be a long search with no guarantee of success."

(Lights dim and scene changes to the barn, where the Fonglin is completely unconscious from exhaustion. She has no power over what her body is doing as it disintegrates the ropes holding her and moves her forward, toward the barn door)

(Buttercup) "Oh my, the poor dear is sleep walking. Whatever shall I do? Lord Chester said not to touch her."

(Fonglin keeps gliding towards barn door, which opens to reveal a very hot and sweaty chestnut, who is exceedingly surprised to see the Fonglin's unconscious form gliding, upright towards him. He let's out an exclamation of surprise and touches her with his nose, then yelps and jumps backwards, peering, cross-eyed, at the blackened fur)

(Lord Chester) "Wow, she's got a very hot body temperature. You could melt metal on her skin!"

(Buttercup) "Yes, Lord."

(Buttercup produces a steel frying pan and touches it onto the Fonglin's skin, starting in surprise when it instantly is covered in ice)

(Buttercup) "What's going on, my Lord?"

(Lord Chester doesn't reply as he watches, astonished, as the Fonglin floats out the barn door and into the sky. Curtains close for half time)

[lass of something much]

(Sister six)"Oh no that poor little birdie!"
(sister six bites threw her ropes, and scoops up the little bird)

[Verdauga]

That.....was actually pretty good.

[Kade Rivok]

What a twist!

*Adds obligatory comment regarding Prince Trevor and how much of a tool he is.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*ignores Sheev's effort and grabs puppets*
I can't let the general populace down now, can I?

(curtains open, revealing small cottage in the streets of Foltith. Cottage is currently being searched by palace guards to find any clue as to where the previous residents of cottage may have got to. Fonglin's siblings come down the busy street, singing Green Grow the Rushes-O together as they weave expertly in and out of the busy traffic. They come to a halt in both noise and movement when they see the palace guards searching their cottage)

(Brother one) "Excuse me, sir. Why are you searching our house?"

(Guards all stop and stare at the Pental children, then quickly surround them as Steven steps forward)

(Steven) "Forgive me. I am Lord Steven, the Captain of the King's guard. We were trying to find any possible clues of where you'd got to. Come, it is not safe here. We must go to the castle. We can talk when we arrive. Please follow me."

(Brother Three looks up from his book long enough to give the captain of the King's guard a puzzled frown before returning to the word strewn pages. Maiden two lays a placating hand on brother one's shoulder)

(Maiden two) "May we have a moment to converse, please? After that, we will give you our answer."

(Steven nods and gestures for guards to step back, but still form a protective ring around Pental children)

(Brother One) "I don't think we should go with them. Remember what happened with Prince Trevor?"

(Maiden Two) "I think it will be different this time. We know for a fact that these are the King's guards. They won't be in league with that crazy Chestnut. Lord Steven wants us to go with him for our own protection."

(Brother One, turning to other siblings) "What do you guys think? Should we go with him?"

(Brother two) "I really don't care either way, as long as we stay together."

(Sister Three) "I mean, he sounds honest. If the worst comes to the worst, we can always escape again. You've still got that grappling rope."

(Sister five) "I'll just do whatever you guys do."

(Sister four) "Let's go with him. The castle probably has super delicious food."

(Sister seven) "Really? In that case, why are we even talking about it? Let's go already!"

(Brother Three) "They'll probably also have nice, quiet places where I can read. I say we go."

(Sister six) "Let's try and find some cute animals to play with instead."

(Brother one) "I guess it's decided then. We're going with Lord Steven. Do you need anything from inside before we go?"

(Siblings all agree that, no, they don't need anything and, if they do, the castle will probably provide it)

(Brother one) "Alrighty. Lord Steven, we'll come with you. Lead on."

(Lord Steven) "I'm glad to hear it. Now, I'm sorry to say but you'll need to be bound like prisoners, otherwise we'll draw too much attention."

(Not waiting for an answer, Lord Steven gestures to guards and they step forward and effectively bound siblings, then lead them off stage. Lights dim and scene changes to flowery meadow, where Prince Trevor is running for his life. Suddenly, a husky drawn cart pulls up in front of him and, before he has time to react, he's pulled in and the cart drives away again. Lord Chester can't compete with the combined speed of eight large dogs and he stamps his hooves in rage)

(Lord Chester) "No, you stupid prince! Now you'll be able to tell everyone of my plans and they'll band together in an effort to hinder me! Not that it'll do much good of course. Nothing can stop me! Nothing at all! Mwahahahahahaaaaaa!"

(Curtains dim and scene changes to inside cart, where Prince Trevor has been bound and gagged. Two knights are conversing in hushed tones)

(Knight one) "I can't believe how easy that was. All we need to do now is get him back to the castle and he should be safe."

(Knight two) "Let's hope Lord Steven managed to find some leads on the Pental children. That's our next task."

(Knight one) "It shouldn't be too difficult. After all, how well can ten children disappear without leaving any clues?"

(Knight two) "You'd be surprised. Children can be very subtle when they want to be. Besides, they're not that young. The youngest is almost eleven."

(Knight one) "Well, let's just hope they have found some clues. If they haven't, it'll be a long search with no guarantee of success."

(Lights dim and scene changes to the barn, where the Fonglin is completely unconscious from exhaustion. She has no power over what her body is doing as it disintegrates the ropes holding her and moves her forward, toward the barn door)

(Buttercup) "Oh my, the poor dear is sleep walking. Whatever shall I do? Lord Chester said not to touch her."

(Fonglin keeps gliding towards barn door, which opens to reveal a very hot and sweaty chestnut, who is exceedingly surprised to see the Fonglin's unconscious form gliding, upright towards him. He let's out an exclamation of surprise and touches her with his nose, then yelps and jumps backwards, peering, cross-eyed, at the blackened fur)

(Lord Chester) "Wow, she's got a very hot body temperature. You could melt metal on her skin!"

(Buttercup) "Yes, Lord."

(Buttercup produces a steel frying pan and touches it onto the Fonglin's skin, starting in surprise when it instantly is covered in ice)

(Buttercup) "What's going on, my Lord?"

(Lord Chester doesn't reply as he watches, astonished, as the Fonglin floats out the barn door and into the sky. Curtains close for half time)

*Curtains do not open*  *Teer is sent to the nether world*

[Verdauga]

You quoted all that just to tell us no?

[Booklover]

No. He quoted all that just to tell us:

*ignores Sheev's effort and grabs puppets*
I can't let the general populace down now, can I?

(curtains open, revealing small cottage in the streets of Foltith. Cottage is currently being searched by palace guards to find any clue as to where the previous residents of cottage may have got to. Fonglin's siblings come down the busy street, singing Green Grow the Rushes-O together as they weave expertly in and out of the busy traffic. They come to a halt in both noise and movement when they see the palace guards searching their cottage)

(Brother one) "Excuse me, sir. Why are you searching our house?"

(Guards all stop and stare at the Pental children, then quickly surround them as Steven steps forward)

(Steven) "Forgive me. I am Lord Steven, the Captain of the King's guard. We were trying to find any possible clues of where you'd got to. Come, it is not safe here. We must go to the castle. We can talk when we arrive. Please follow me."

(Brother Three looks up from his book long enough to give the captain of the King's guard a puzzled frown before returning to the word strewn pages. Maiden two lays a placating hand on brother one's shoulder)

(Maiden two) "May we have a moment to converse, please? After that, we will give you our answer."

(Steven nods and gestures for guards to step back, but still form a protective ring around Pental children)

(Brother One) "I don't think we should go with them. Remember what happened with Prince Trevor?"

(Maiden Two) "I think it will be different this time. We know for a fact that these are the King's guards. They won't be in league with that crazy Chestnut. Lord Steven wants us to go with him for our own protection."

(Brother One, turning to other siblings) "What do you guys think? Should we go with him?"

(Brother two) "I really don't care either way, as long as we stay together."

(Sister Three) "I mean, he sounds honest. If the worst comes to the worst, we can always escape again. You've still got that grappling rope."

(Sister five) "I'll just do whatever you guys do."

(Sister four) "Let's go with him. The castle probably has super delicious food."

(Sister seven) "Really? In that case, why are we even talking about it? Let's go already!"

(Brother Three) "They'll probably also have nice, quiet places where I can read. I say we go."

(Sister six) "Let's try and find some cute animals to play with instead."

(Brother one) "I guess it's decided then. We're going with Lord Steven. Do you need anything from inside before we go?"

(Siblings all agree that, no, they don't need anything and, if they do, the castle will probably provide it)

(Brother one) "Alrighty. Lord Steven, we'll come with you. Lead on."

(Lord Steven) "I'm glad to hear it. Now, I'm sorry to say but you'll need to be bound like prisoners, otherwise we'll draw too much attention."

(Not waiting for an answer, Lord Steven gestures to guards and they step forward and effectively bound siblings, then lead them off stage. Lights dim and scene changes to flowery meadow, where Prince Trevor is running for his life. Suddenly, a husky drawn cart pulls up in front of him and, before he has time to react, he's pulled in and the cart drives away again. Lord Chester can't compete with the combined speed of eight large dogs and he stamps his hooves in rage)

(Lord Chester) "No, you stupid prince! Now you'll be able to tell everyone of my plans and they'll band together in an effort to hinder me! Not that it'll do much good of course. Nothing can stop me! Nothing at all! Mwahahahahahaaaaaa!"

(Curtains dim and scene changes to inside cart, where Prince Trevor has been bound and gagged. Two knights are conversing in hushed tones)

(Knight one) "I can't believe how easy that was. All we need to do now is get him back to the castle and he should be safe."

(Knight two) "Let's hope Lord Steven managed to find some leads on the Pental children. That's our next task."

(Knight one) "It shouldn't be too difficult. After all, how well can ten children disappear without leaving any clues?"

(Knight two) "You'd be surprised. Children can be very subtle when they want to be. Besides, they're not that young. The youngest is almost eleven."

(Knight one) "Well, let's just hope they have found some clues. If they haven't, it'll be a long search with no guarantee of success."

(Lights dim and scene changes to the barn, where the Fonglin is completely unconscious from exhaustion. She has no power over what her body is doing as it disintegrates the ropes holding her and moves her forward, toward the barn door)

(Buttercup) "Oh my, the poor dear is sleep walking. Whatever shall I do? Lord Chester said not to touch her."

(Fonglin keeps gliding towards barn door, which opens to reveal a very hot and sweaty chestnut, who is exceedingly surprised to see the Fonglin's unconscious form gliding, upright towards him. He let's out an exclamation of surprise and touches her with his nose, then yelps and jumps backwards, peering, cross-eyed, at the blackened fur)

(Lord Chester) "Wow, she's got a very hot body temperature. You could melt metal on her skin!"

(Buttercup) "Yes, Lord."

(Buttercup produces a steel frying pan and touches it onto the Fonglin's skin, starting in surprise when it instantly is covered in ice)

(Buttercup) "What's going on, my Lord?"

(Lord Chester doesn't reply as he watches, astonished, as the Fonglin floats out the barn door and into the sky. Curtains close for half time)

*Curtains do not open*  *Teer is sent to the nether world*

[Kade Rivok]

Use spoilers please -_-

[Booklover]

That was the point. Quoting all that just to highlight one little bit.

[Verdauga]

You.....have problems.

[Kade Rivok]

I meant for both of you 

[lass of something much]

That.....was actually pretty good.

maybe, but Teer is going to be soo mad at my for it

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Use spoilers please -_-

No.

[Kade Rivok]

*Forks Sheev real good.*  Do it.