The House of Confusion (It's happening now)

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Your statement is incorrect, Prince of Darkness and Misery.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

That name has a ring to it.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Teer thought you'd like it. Either that or hate it.

[Kade Rivok]

*Looks around.*

Welp, I guess that was all the puppets in this area.

[Booklover]

If there were any in the first place.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Kade is dead*  *46,512 puppets remain with Sheev*

[Verdauga]

*Teleports into topic.*

GUYSI'MHEREIBROUGHTBACK--
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*Surveys the wreckage of the house, burnt and incinerated puppets, Sheev on a high chair surrounded by destroyed puppets, Kade in super-badger mode, Ebantu calmly flying on Whatiri, and Booklover casually reading.*
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Oh.

*Walks out of topic through a portal, crying over my shoulder* This is only getting two stars on yelp!

[Booklover]

*the puppets are dead*  *46,512 corpses lie dead on the floor*

Good work, Kade!

[Kade Rivok]

My thanks to you.  *Makes an elegant leg.*

GUYSI'MHEREIBROUGHTBACK--

...I wonder what he brought back.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Beatrice emerges*  *Beatrice activates 100,327 chrome cupcake bots*  *The chrome bots advance and begin to devour the populace*

[Kade Rivok]

*Nukes Beatrice's grave.*  No resurrection for you.

[Verdauga]

*Beatrice failed in the completion of the required task.*
*Troubleshooting...*
*There seems to be a hardware malfunction.*
*Nobody really expected to rely on inhumed vacuum tubes, did they?*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Verdauga is devoured*

[Verdauga]

*Processing. . . . *
*Incorrect.*
*Profile VERDAUGA is not present.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Verdauga is consumed*