The House of Confusion (It's happening now)

[Verdauga]

Will--*Urk*-- you-- stop-- that--!!

[Kade Rivok]

*Releases Verdauga.*  Whew!  Another life saved.

[Booklover]

Is it possible that we could go a day half an hour without killing or torturing or in any other way harming anybody?

No? Thought not.

[Kade Rivok]

Hey, I saved him.

[Verdauga]

You nearly killed me.

[Kade Rivok]

You were already dead, I brought you back!

I'm a hero!

[Verdauga]

Nooooo..... *Quickly retcons.*

...I just..... fell over.

[Booklover]

You were already dead, I brought you back!

I'm a hero!

Except you may have caused a few unfair deaths in your time on this forum, making you more of a villain.

[Verdauga]

*Is trying to think of any times I've killed members.*

[Kade Rivok]

I don't think I've actually killed anyone here, honestly.

[Booklover]

Okay, let me rephrase.
Attempted to kill, torture, maim, or otherwise harm any other users of this forum.

[Kade Rivok]

Torture and maim are such harsh words.  A little horseplay never hurt anybeast.

[Booklover]

No, but mounting a Ranger horse without saying the password did, as does fighting.

[lass of something much]

Aye, and alot more.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Wow, Teer re-entering the Cellars, Jarky reappearing on the forums(we missed you)
*Wipes tear from eye.*
I never thought I'd live to--*Keels over.*

Hey, I didn't leave the cellars in the first place! I was just... busy. I don't consider it re-entering because, in my heart, I was always here. I just wasn't being lazy enough with my body.