The House of Confusion (It's happening now)

[lass of something much]

You are a rude small chook, Sheevie

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Too mean!  *Swats Lass*

[lass of something much]

Ow.. That's not very loving

[Russa Nodrey]

Bad Sheev! *Whacks Sheev's nose with a large carrot*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

They weren't either.   *Dusts off ashes and sits on throne*  I've been fair to you, girl.  Now I give you a choice.  Join me, or end up like your friends*

I have gained what I have sought.  Total and absolute power.  This chapter will now close.  *Clasps onto my Bronzium Tapper-Pole*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Wait. Sheev murdered puppies?

(See the first post.  )

Teer, you're not being very nice.

You just asked me to call out every typo and grammatical error you make. I was simply obliging.

You're a liar.

But- *goes to look at post*

...
*facepaws* Not a liar, just an idiot.

Now now, you shouldn't call yourself an idiot!

That's what your friends are here for 

I second that. With love and affection, but still.

Yeah, like that.

Aye. 

Hehehe! You all agreed that I was an idiot. The first step is complete!

[lass of something much]

More puppet show! Pleeeaaassseee!!!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Summons teddy bears to join in the chant*

[lass of something much]

More puppet show!

[Booklover]

(You know that scene in Mattimeo when all the Dibbuns are chanting "we want to see, we want to see the show"?)

[lass of something much]

Hopefully it doesn't end like that..

[Kade Rivok]

Eh, let Mattimeo get kidnappeed.  I never liked the chook, personally.

[Booklover]

(Yeah, he is annoying, especially at the start.)

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Eh, let Mattimeo get kidnappeed.  I never liked the chook, personally.

Me too. He's just a little mousey who is completely self-centered.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

In Teer's opinion, almost all the characters in Mattimeo are brats.