The Wedding of Ebanok

[Kade Rivok]

Was... that a joke, or did you misunderstand Verdauga?  I'm honestly unsure 

Hmmmm. How imteresting:

*watches in amusement as Lass tries to shape-shift a hologram* *kills Kade* Now there's blood. *calmly washes paws and brushes teeth* Besides, I used my teeth to bite you, not my tongue.

I dodged that, no worries.

Me?  ME?!?!  I'm not the one that even started this.

Besides, acting like that is basically just begging me to do something.

*swiftly emerges* IT IS NOT!!!

Heh.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I like that word, actually. Heh. HEH. heh. It's a cool word.

[Booklover]

It's a palindrome.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

It's still cool.

[Kade Rivok]

I like that word, actually. Heh. HEH. heh. It's a cool word.

Nice dodge.

[Booklover]

Being a palindrome makes it cool.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I like that word, actually. Heh. HEH. heh. It's a cool word.

Nice dodge.

Thanks.

Being a palindrome makes it cool.

Agreed.
Okay, I've got to go. My little brother wants me to come and see a praying mantis eating caterpillars, or something.

[Kade Rivok]

Ok, have fun!  Or as much fun as you can have watching a praying mantis eating caterpillars, or something!

[lass of something much]

*looks at Ebby in horror*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*slowly fades into the shadows in a corner* Don't go getting any ideas, Kade Rivok.

*Passes Eb an AK-47 and builds a quick shelter*

SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!

(Don't shoot me)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Flies into topic with a box of chocolate* Yes, darling? *proceeds to share chocolate with Verdauga*

Oh, thank you, darling!
*Eats a piece of chocolate.*
Mmm, delicious. Anyway, it appears some poor beasts are planning my demise. I simply want you to have the utmost assurance that I will be fine. It may take me a few days to deal with the threat.

How terrible! If anybeast succeeds in the plot, just tell me and I'll get revenge for you, dear. Nobeast will kill my husband and live to see the consequences!

Okay, I've got to go. My little brother wants me to come and see a praying mantis eating caterpillars, or something.

That sounds really cool! Was it interesting?

[lass of something much]

*slowly fades into the shadows in a corner* Don't go getting any ideas, Kade Rivok.

*Passes Eb an AK-47 and builds a quick shelter*

SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!

(Don't shoot me)

*does not move*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*slowly fades into the shadows in a corner* Don't go getting any ideas, Kade Rivok.

*Passes Eb an AK-47 and builds a quick shelter*

SHOOT ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!

(Don't shoot me)

Okay. Thanks One Eye.

[Kade Rivok]

You... aren't planning to use that, are you?

[lass of something much]

*slowlybacks away*