The Wedding of Ebanok

[lass of something much]

oh.

[Verdauga]

Yeah.

*Tosses confetti.*

[lass of something much]

*runs away from confetti*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*protects self from both rice and confetti with an umbrella*

[Kade Rivok]

*Falls out of the sky and lands face first beside Eb.*  ...ow....

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*carefully uses toe to nudge Kade* What did you do that for?

[lass of something much]

Hahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kade Rivok]

*carefully uses toe to nudge Kade* What did you do that for?

*Nips at offending toe.*  Ask Lass, she's the one that pushed me down a mysterious hole.

[Booklover]

If it takes five members five days to dig a hole, how long does it take one to dig half a hole?

[Kade Rivok]

The literal answer would be 12.5 days.

But, if you're trying to be smart, the answer is "You can't dig half a hole.  A hole is a hole."

Unless you bring forum logic into it.  Then, anything goes 

[Booklover]

Have you heard the Japanese ship riddle?

[Kade Rivok]

Mmm, don't think so, unless it's the one about replacing parts of the ship and if it's the same ship at the end as the beginning.  Though that isn't really a riddle.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*1205 puppets break through the building and begin to devour everything*

[Kade Rivok]

*The puppets are ejected from the thread.*  Not allowed here.  Sorry.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

You beat me to it.