The Wedding of Ebanok

[Kade Rivok]

If I let go of you, you will fall, and that is something I can not allow.  Do your worst, madam!

[Keva Strongbow]

*Blinks*

[lass of something much]

If I let go of you, you will fall, and that is something I can not allow.  Do your worst, madam!

kade let go and i'l cach her, you are corsing her pain!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

He is not. He is causing me repulsion. *bites, scratches, and tears at Kade's paw* Let me go already!

[lass of something much]

*lands on a cliftop, droping kade none to gently, but as Ebby is a cat she landed on her footpaws*

[Kade Rivok]

*Lands on top of Eb.  Again.*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*watches in amusement*

[lass of something much]

*lifts kade up on to his footpaws*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*is lying on the ground, mostly flattened* I severely dislike you right now.
(I just looked back through this entire thread and I have been killed and mistreated several times. Wedding are hazardous to one's health)

[lass of something much]

*puts Ebby genily on my back and takes fliet*

[Kade Rivok]

*is lying on the ground, mostly flattened* I severely dislike you right now.
(I just looked back through this entire thread and I have been killed and mistreated several times. Wedding are hazardous to one's health)

All I can say is, not my fault    this has all been circumstantial. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Sheev chained me up, One Eye shot me (twice, I think), you flattened me (definitely twice) and several other things that I can't be bothered to type right now.
Edit: And Keva painted my horse with window markers.

[Booklover]

Goodness gracious!  *Hops up and helps Eb to her footpaws.*  And we're not even married yet, I'm so sorry.

Oh no! We must rectify that immediately! Any (not) reformed pirates (well, raiders) to perform the ceremony? Or will we have to wait until somebody almost gets killed (again)?

(Wedding are hazardous to one's health)

Only if you didn't invite any Skandians or if a Skandian either gets drunk or hurts you when you try to assassinate someone. Or if you're one of those characters in the short stories we had to write in English not long ago.

[lass of something much]

Oof!

[Kade Rivok]

Sheev chained me up, One Eye shot me (twice, I think), you flattened me (definitely twice) and several other things that I can't be bothered to type right now.
Edit: And Keva painted my horse with window markers.

I can't speak for the rest, but the first time I fell on you was because you tripped me (so, your fault  ) and the second time was because Lass dropped me ("none to gently" in her own words) while I was still holding on to you.

I think, in the end, all these bad things have happened because of you and your cohort!