The Wedding of Ebanok

[Verdauga]

And-- and do what?

[lass of something much]

I'm bored of this wedding get it over with...

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

To be honest, I'm starting to feel the same way. Kade, did you get round to choosing a best man?

[Kade Rivok]

I'll just pull in a Kade from a different thread for that.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Okay.
Teer, you can be my bridesmaid, since I was yours.

[Kade Rivok]

As I've pointed out multiple times, a suitable venue has yet to be chosen.  We can not have a wedding without one!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Do you have a particular place in mind?

[Kade Rivok]

Nowhere in particular, but the criteria in the below post must be met!

*Walks in with long strides, exuding authority.*  Ok, if we're doing this, we might as well do it right.  We need somewhere grand for the ceremony to take place, perhaps in the halls of some great palace or cathedral.  And we'll need a nice spot by a lake for the post celebrations with plenty of food and a giant cake, which no one *looks at Sebias* is allowed to jump in.  As for the entertainment, while I expect some performers to be hired, Teer needs to give us at least one song; it is the wedding of her sorta sister after all.  We'll also need some fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale of course.  As for our wedding photos, I require one of those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring.  We'll be touring the lake on that, giving the photographer plenty of time to get good pictures.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*sighs* Why so big?

[lass of something much]

Okay.
Teer, you can be my bridesmaid, since I was yours.

she must be your maid of honor, because she's marryed, so can I be your bridesmaid?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Yes, of course. I forgot about that.

[lass of something much]

alrighty then *re-puts flowers in Ebby's fur*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*sighs*

[lass of something much]

as my mum I always say; if ya gona do something unpleasant, do it right.

[Kade Rivok]

Also, we can't hold the ceremony until we hit page 100.