The Wedding of Ebanok

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Cool. With whom?

[Kade Rivok]

Teer wants to do a voice chat

Hmmm?

No, that's fine. I don't mind.

Ok, cool!

Location:  Lake Taupo
Venue:  This place

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According to Eb, the cake will be...

Lemon drizzle cake with no icing. That's the best. Also a chocolate cake, if anyone can be bothered.

Both of which have been baked by The Boss...

As for the cake, Kade, I have no doubt that The Boss' ability is sufficient for such a project

Now, a lot is going to be happening for the post ceremony celebrations.  I'll list a few things in no particular order.

According to...

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*Walks in with long strides, exuding authority.*  Ok, if we're doing this, we might as well do it right.  We need somewhere grand for the ceremony to take place, perhaps in the halls of some great palace or cathedral.  And we'll need a nice spot by a lake for the post celebrations with plenty of food and a giant cake, which no one *looks at Sebias* is allowed to jump in.  As for the entertainment, while I expect some performers to be hired, Teer needs to give us at least one song; it is the wedding of her sorta sister after all.  We'll also need some fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale of course.  As for our wedding photos, I require one of those elf boats from Fellowship of the Ring.  We'll be touring the lake on that, giving the photographer plenty of time to get good pictures.

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Teer will be giving us a song.
There will be fireworks and pyrotechnics for the grand finale.
Ebby and I will be touring the lake in this...

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According to this...

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Can I be the picture taker? (This would be my first wedding as photographer )

Granted.  If the pictures come out blurry, though, you aren't getting paid.  Do you have a good camera?  (And before you ask, NO, you can't just use the camera on your phone.)  Is your camera waterproof?  For pictures of us touring the lake, that might be a good idea.

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@Keva Strongbow will be taking pictures.

AND, according to this....

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*Walks through the topic officiously, on the phone and annoyed.*  ...and I want Pavarotti to be the main act for the performance.  Uh huh... uh huh... look, I don't care if he's dead, just MAKE IT HAPPEN.  They've got Vocaloid, Tupac, and Gorillaz hologram concerts don't they?  Figure it out!  *Continues walking, still on the phone, and eventually can no longer be seen.*

*Kade puts away the phone, finally through.*  Hey Eb, I got Pavarotti doing some singing for us as entertainment.  Also, I managed to contact a casting director from around here, so we're getting a bunch of the extras from the Lord of the Rings movies and having a live action re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep as part of the after show.

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We'll be having a hologram of Pavarotti doing a performance.
And we're going to have a live action re-enactment of the Battle of Helm's Deep using extras from the LotR movies.


So, Eb, is there anything you want to add or change before we get things under way?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

No, that just about covers it. When do I make my escape?

[Kade Rivok]

Ok then!  *Puts an arm around Eb.*

@Seb, we're ready for you!

There, that should give us a year or two.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Lent is almost over, so he should be back soon.

[Kade Rivok]

The sooner the better, I say.

[lass of something much]

Ok then!  *Puts an arm around Eb.*

@Seb, we're ready for you!

There, that should give us a year or two.

Ebby, was soooo...

[Kade Rivok]

Soooo...?

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Who knows?

[Kade Rivok]

Her, and you, and probably Teer.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I don't know, but I could ask Lass. She's sitting beside me.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'll get on the shipper's case for you.

[Kade Rivok]

Sounds like a plan 

[lass of something much]

Soooo...?

she was cringeing Sooo hard..

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I was not.