The Wedding of Ebanok

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Haha. You don't speak Sindarin.

[Kade Rivok]

(Oh, that.  That's what google is for  )

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(Bother. Google is a blessing and a curse.)

[lass of something much]

Haha. You don't speak Sindarin.

(Ohh! Wouldn't it be cool if he did?!)

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(Mm.)

[lass of something much]

{Though, then he'd be able to read that lov- *thinks better of it*}

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(Wise child.)

[lass of something much]

(Thanks..?)

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

('S alright.)

[lass of something much]

*slips off into the woodlands*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

(Navaer, mellon nin.)

[lass of something much]

Keep doing it.

you cant tell me what to do!!!
youre not my dad!!!

That's what you think! Galli, I'm your father!

I figured that was it.

You saw her parents leave her on the steps of the orphanage last night too!

Wait, what?

They wanted to see what would happen if they left her on the steps of an orphanage. She was adopted by myself so I could tell her to post here.

NOOOOO
NO! that's nor true!!! That's impossible!

Don't worry, according to the laws of whatever country that was, they traveled out of the US to do it,  you can't be adopted if you're 19 or under

i don't think i understand your logic.
but im legally an adult in every country so you cant adopt me.
but i could adopt you.

It's not my logic, it's the King of Antarctica's logic.
That's what I said.
Never!

the paperwork just came through youre my son now.

A 14 year old stoat is extremely old, their lifespan in the wild is four to six years. I'm a senior citizen, show some respect!

regardless of what you say im still older then you.

Not necessarily. How do you know he didn't lie about his age?

Shoosh James, this doesnt concern you.
and on his adoption papers it says hes 14. these things dont lie James.

You can't adopt me! I'm approximately 2.33 times higher then that of a stoat's. And trust me, I'm a stoat on here. The average lifespan of a human is 80 years. Therefore, if I was a human I would be approximately [a bunch of random numbers] years. And you're only nineteen. That makes me older then you.

I hate to say this, but that age adjustment thing doesn't mean that a seven-teen-old dog, for example, is actually older then an eighteen-year-old human. It's only used to help humans understand how far along a creature is in its life cycle. In real time, the human was still born earlier, and thus older. So, being a fourteen-year-old stoat doesn't change the fact that she was still around five years before your mother thought of you.

This is funny

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Wha- why here?

[lass of something much]

I only had two tabs loaded when the internet was turned off, and so yeah...

[Sebias of Redwall]

{Though, then he'd be able to read that lov- *thinks better of it*}

0.o

It was super funny, Lass. ^.^