"A Jailed Verdauga"

[Booklover]

Um... you can't leave. And teleporting won't work, because I know ways to stop you teleporting. So if you teleport, you die.

[Verdauga]

And..... how would dying stop me, pray tell?
*Teleports*

[Booklover]

Rest in peace, Verdauga. You will be remembered forever however long we remember you. *sad music plays*

[Verdauga]

Um......thaaaaaaaannnnkkkkssss??

[Booklover]

Shall I start a funeral topic for you?

[Verdauga]

Too much work. I'm alive anyhow.

[Booklover]

You teleported, which, as I said earlier, kills you. Meaning that you are dead.

[Verdauga]

You Died.

Respawn?

Yes         No

*Respawns.*

[Booklover]

This is not a video game. You have one life (and don't complain that you're a cat and therefore have nine).

[Verdauga]

*Sighs.*

Nooo, this is a forum. I have infinite lives, and can choose whether or not I die.

[Booklover]

And you chose to teleport, which I said kills you. If that isn't choosing to die, then I suppose anybody who's done the lambada on a bed of needles is still alive.

[Verdauga]

And you could call a cat's tail a leg. That doesn't make it so. So what if I "died"? *Singsong voice.* I'm baaaaaack!

[Booklover]

The reason teleporting kills you is because of the operation that we carried out while you slept, inserting an iron plate that won't teleport with you, and if it's removed you bleed to death. It's why elves are said to hate iron so much.

[Verdauga]

So, Lemme get this straight:
You inserted an enchanted plate of ferrum that somehow resists my teleportation, think I don't have knowledge of healing spells, and believe that respawning won't help.

*Presses X.*

[Kade Rivok]